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ASMDSS - Awesome Shit My Drill Sgt Said

What started out as a simple Facebook page sharing stories of privates' experiences at Basic Training grew into much more.
Now, this page promotes fundraisers for veterans in need by selling some fucking awesome gear.
Most importantly yet, this Facebook page has been a source of help for battle buddies in distress. Lives have been saved because of the Admins and their actions.

If that isn't good enough for you, beat your face until you find meaning for your sorry excuse of a life.
"Hey man, have you seen that page on Facebook, ASMDSS?"
"Aw yeah, that page is the shit!!"
"I know! Look at this bad-ass gear i bought!"
"That's fucking insane."
ASMDSS by beatyourface November 28, 2012
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1) Awesome Shit My Drill Sergeant Said
2) Facebook page with the most badass motherfucking drill sergeants
Did you buy any of the new ASMDSS gear?
ASMDSS by Pvt Turtle November 28, 2012

Asus Anus 

When you misread the computer hardware company 'Asus' as 'anus.'
Zach, just got my new laptop from Anus!
Oops I'm meant to say Asus, not anus.

Sounds like a shitty computer, Asus Anus.
Asus Anus by Urban Dick tonary October 10, 2016
An exclamation of joy or excitement. Usually produced by mashing the keyboard with th left hand.
Notice: If you prefer typing upside-down, this result can be replicated by mashing your right hand.
You're gonna make it tonight, right? Asfdsa! I can't wait!
asfdsa by John Beck September 30, 2007
A computer parts company dedicated to making great products and having subpar support.
My ASUS graphics card is DOA and they won't fix it!
ASUS by That PC Parts Guy October 25, 2016
The best motherboard making company in the world!
This Asus board is soo reliable, not like my old Biostar board that had the wrong bios installed on it...
Asus by Coldbeer January 5, 2005