asus

An itch in your brain that you cant itch without killing your self.

common side effects: RAGE, Over grown penis, and instinctive pussy licking skills.

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by fred dirst November 12, 2004

asu

indonesian (especially Javanese) slang, more to rude/swearing word, which means "dog", "bad guy",

heh! minggir loe, asu! (get out of my way, asshole!)

by darck91 January 17, 2012

ASUS

A computer parts company dedicated to making great products and having subpar support.

My ASUS graphics card is DOA and they won't fix it!

by That PC Parts Guy October 25, 2016

Asus

The best motherboard making company in the world!

This Asus board is soo reliable, not like my old Biostar board that had the wrong bios installed on it...

by Coldbeer January 06, 2005

ASU

Arizona State University, or the opposite of USA

I'm bored so i defined ASU

by Pepsi X-treme June 24, 2005

ASU

Home of STD'S
- (9/10 girls have it)
- scumbag school
- can get in with a GPA of 2.7
-where there are annual playboy meetings

-legitament facts...look it up

I'm from ASU.
- Dayuummmmnn, you got fungus down there??!! (no sex with you tonight)

by john jaggerrs April 08, 2010

ASU

Also known as Arizona State University. This fine school for the mentally challenged only admits sluts and men with small penises. All students at ASU excel in receiving wooping GPAs no higher than 1.9 because in the words of their founder, Richard Simmons, "here at ASU, we under achieve with style!" Most male clubs at this school promote gay sex while most women at this school have 87% of the total STDs in the United States. A cool place to go to college if you're a tard.

"Hey man, guess what?"
"What dude?"
"I got in to ASU!"
"Wow...you must be a real fucking idiot!"
"Yeah, I really am!"
"I don't want to be your friend anymore..."
"Will you be my boyfriend?"
"Get out of my house...."

by whodatgurl May 16, 2010