Archived

Something/someone that is no longer valid at the current time.

*in the middle of lunch*
Ryan: ..so I told her I wouldn’t do the spring musicale this year.
Troy: wow isn’t space just a weird concept
Chad: Hunty, you have been archived.

by you’llknowmewheni’mfamous August 28, 2018

archived

I have archived the whole book. To save it, file it, put away, to hold on to the archive.

Do not worry, I have archived the whole thing on the computer.

by moonrider May 8, 2018

Archived meme

Term used by underage and kiddies to downplay a Great Meme. They use it to feel relevant, even though they missed all that..

Captain: Remember dancing baby?
Operator: That's an archived meme, #yolo
Cats: O RLY?

by Dik Trom September 5, 2018

Archived meme

A meme that's to old to be called a "Dank meme".

You: DAMN DUDE! Did you see this Rick Astley meme?
Pietje: Dude that's a archived meme.

by Scriptkidi June 14, 2018

Archived Thread

When threads die it becomes a creature called 'archived thread' or it's other name 'nonexistent thread', the threads can be brought back to life with a magical spell called Dms or Discord Messages aka typing in a powerful box which in doing this will bring back the sad, lifeless being back to life from its archived hell

Person 1 : Typingus Messagicus
Person 2 : wow the archived thread returned back to life

by FunniGuy42069 April 29, 2022

The Magnus Archives

The Magnus Archives is a podcast distributed by Rusty Quill Ltd. and licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution Non-Commercial Sharealike 4.0 International Licence.

*sips cup of madness*

"Have you listened to The Magnus Archives?"

"Is that the podcast of a bunch of queer British people screaming?"

"Yeah that's the one"

"Of course, how could I forget the name of my latest hyper fixation of the past 2 months where I lock myself in a dark room and get absorbed into a podcast that at first seems like spooky stories, but transpires into something horrific and deep?"

*The phone rings, it's your mother. She's worried about you. You haven't come out of your room in 2 months. Please answer the phone*

by Not Safe For Worms May 7, 2020

archivebeast

That one kid who used to be interested streetwear brands like bape and supreme and FTP who recently discovered rick owens because he heard playboi carti mention it in his song,and now only wears "archive clothing" (very sought after high end pieces by designers) like helmut lang, jun takashi,rick owens, mihara yasuhiro and many more, this archive beast will act high and mighty and shame people for wearing less expensive brands like supreme

kevin is such an archivebeast he acts like he knows everything about fashion but he just dresses like everybody on instagram with his geobaskets and chrome hearts hoodie

by theincel June 22, 2020