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archived 

I have archived the whole book. To save it, file it, put away, to hold on to the archive.
Do not worry, I have archived the whole thing on the computer.
archived by moonrider May 8, 2018

Archived meme 

Term used by underage and kiddies to downplay a Great Meme. They use it to feel relevant, even though they missed all that..
Captain: Remember dancing baby?
Operator: That's an archived meme, #yolo
Cats: O RLY?
Archived meme by Dik Trom September 5, 2018

Archived meme 

A meme that's to old to be called a "Dank meme".
You: DAMN DUDE! Did you see this Rick Astley meme?
Pietje: Dude that's a archived meme.
Archived meme by Scriptkidi June 14, 2018

Archived Thread

When threads die it becomes a creature called 'archived thread' or it's other name 'nonexistent thread', the threads can be brought back to life with a magical spell called Dms or Discord Messages aka typing in a powerful box which in doing this will bring back the sad, lifeless being back to life from its archived hell
Person 1 : Typingus Messagicus
Person 2 : wow the archived thread returned back to life
Archived Thread by FunniGuy42069 April 29, 2022

Profiled, categorized, documented and archived

Phrase said when a discord moderator logs your behavior (Usually bad) in their moderation logs channel in a way that is pedant, and power hungry.
You pissed off a Discord mod for saying retarded shit and now you are profiled, categorized, documented and archived
The mod has 4 investigation folders on your behavior alongside 3 essays

The Magnus Archives 

The Magnus Archives is a podcast distributed by Rusty Quill Ltd. and licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution Non-Commercial Sharealike 4.0 International Licence.

*sips cup of madness*
"Have you listened to The Magnus Archives?"

"Is that the podcast of a bunch of queer British people screaming?"

"Yeah that's the one"

"Of course, how could I forget the name of my latest hyper fixation of the past 2 months where I lock myself in a dark room and get absorbed into a podcast that at first seems like spooky stories, but transpires into something horrific and deep?"

*The phone rings, it's your mother. She's worried about you. You haven't come out of your room in 2 months. Please answer the phone*
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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