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Archived 

Something/someone that is no longer valid at the current time.
*in the middle of lunch*
Ryan: ..so I told her I wouldn’t do the spring musicale this year.
Troy: wow isn’t space just a weird concept
Chad: Hunty, you have been archived.
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archived 

I have archived the whole book. To save it, file it, put away, to hold on to the archive.
Do not worry, I have archived the whole thing on the computer.
archived by moonrider May 8, 2018

Archived meme 

Term used by underage and kiddies to downplay a Great Meme. They use it to feel relevant, even though they missed all that..
Captain: Remember dancing baby?
Operator: That's an archived meme, #yolo
Cats: O RLY?
Archived meme by Dik Trom September 5, 2018

Archived meme 

A meme that's to old to be called a "Dank meme".
You: DAMN DUDE! Did you see this Rick Astley meme?
Pietje: Dude that's a archived meme.
Archived meme by Scriptkidi June 14, 2018

Archived Thread

When threads die it becomes a creature called 'archived thread' or it's other name 'nonexistent thread', the threads can be brought back to life with a magical spell called Dms or Discord Messages aka typing in a powerful box which in doing this will bring back the sad, lifeless being back to life from its archived hell
Person 1 : Typingus Messagicus
Person 2 : wow the archived thread returned back to life
Archived Thread by FunniGuy42069 April 29, 2022

Profiled, categorized, documented and archived

Phrase said when a discord moderator logs your behavior (Usually bad) in their moderation logs channel in a way that is pedant, and power hungry.
You pissed off a Discord mod for saying retarded shit and now you are profiled, categorized, documented and archived
The mod has 4 investigation folders on your behavior alongside 3 essays

The Magnus Archives 

The Magnus Archives is a podcast distributed by Rusty Quill Ltd. and licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution Non-Commercial Sharealike 4.0 International Licence.

*sips cup of madness*
"Have you listened to The Magnus Archives?"

"Is that the podcast of a bunch of queer British people screaming?"

"Yeah that's the one"

"Of course, how could I forget the name of my latest hyper fixation of the past 2 months where I lock myself in a dark room and get absorbed into a podcast that at first seems like spooky stories, but transpires into something horrific and deep?"

*The phone rings, it's your mother. She's worried about you. You haven't come out of your room in 2 months. Please answer the phone*
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