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A rude, obnoxious boy, who believes every girl is after him although he has been able to grab a few girls attentions he fails to stay loyal and continues to destroy and break hearts he often has many friends but is a very lonely person at heart he has a high sex drive although he has a a very small package.
Her: I really like Aquade yano

Her friend: I think your the only one who does

Her: Why ? What’s wrong with him

Her friend: He’s got a bigger ego than his package mate
AQUADE by Ceclila2890 December 10, 2018
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Aquadeuce 

When you shit in the water. It's not a very pleasant experience. You can't wipe your ass after an aquadeuce because the toilet paper will get soggy. This is a last resort for sailors. You don't aquadeuce unless the bathroom is broken in your boat.
I have to aquadeuce

That aquadeuce was not fun
Aquadeuce by Aquadeuces August 15, 2016

Aquapeinshmeed 

The subtle moment when you are pooping and the little, dense pebbles splash the urine and water solution to clean your ass in a bidet-like fashion.
Damn, that story reminds me of the time that I aquapeinshmeeded myself.
Aquapeinshmeed by Coolbroski1 December 26, 2019

aquahead 

The act of receiving head while in a bathtub/pool/hottub/ocean/etc.
You might wanna clean your pool cause your mom gave me aquahead in it last night and i came all over your shallow end.
aquahead by Chris_Wright July 1, 2009

Aquatextaphobia

The fear of texting while near water (or other liquids). Especially toilets, alcoholic beverages or swimming pools.
Many people develop aquatextaphobia after dropping their cell phone into water and losing all of their contacts.
Aquatextaphobia by mk-Ultra000 December 6, 2009

aquadome 

the act of getting blown under water similar to roaddome
guy: you see that girl giving that guy some rediculous aquadome in the inflatable pool
aquadome by domeminator July 6, 2010

Aquasexual 

A person who's attracted to expensive water and gets extremely aroused when drinks aquafina
Matthew: "This Aquafina SLAPS, im going to orgasm now"
Person 1: "ew matthew is so weird"
Person 2 : "ikr i think he is an Aquasexual"
Aquasexual by choirchrissyboi March 30, 2021
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