Aquadeuce 

When you shit in the water. It's not a very pleasant experience. You can't wipe your ass after an aquadeuce because the toilet paper will get soggy. This is a last resort for sailors. You don't aquadeuce unless the bathroom is broken in your boat.

I have to aquadeuce

That aquadeuce was not fun

Aquadeuce by Aquadeuces August 15, 2016

aquaduck fart 

The resulting expulsion and harmonic tone of fart while partially immersed in water. A duck firing a machine gun and quacking at the same time but without the machine gun noise will sound very similar. The noise is caused by the film of water between the buttocks that produces excess surface tension. When the gas passes through this matrix of abnormal conditions it reverberates to and fro causing the machine gun burst noise. This is a particularly good fart as the residue is mostly washed away.

hey man i did an awsome aquaduck fart in the shower the other day...
oh true bro i did one too only a bit of poo followed..
oh nah man what you did was an aqua shart, did you eat the piece of poo?

aquaduck fart by sdchmd February 13, 2010

aquedence 

(A-Kay-Dense) Noun

A word that came to me while writing a book. To me, it means the same as the word reasoning.

"George W. Bush, what is your aquedence toward pushing the War on Terror?"
"What the hell is your aquedence for pushing that nun off a bridge?"

aquedence by Maine Event June 27, 2004

Quadeuce 

A "quadeuce" is a bowel movement four times the size and impact of a regular deuce. What was eaten to inspire this movement of epic proportions must be taken into account when utilizing this word. Aroma and time elapsed releasing said specimen must also be considered when using "quadeuce".

Man, I really enjoyed my burrito ultimo with extra jalapenos, however I need to excuse myself while I go drop a quadeuce!

Quadeuce by Bizailey September 24, 2011

Aquaducks 

A carnival game where the competitors utilize a water jet (often in the shape of a pistol) mounted to the counter, firing a stream of water at a target (This figure can be any object, but in this case, a Duck.) thereby causing a balloon to inflate. The winner is determined by whoever infuses the greatest amount of water and causes the balloon to break first .

This game attracts the very young, the overly served, and the adolescent wishing to impress someone of opposite sex, or not.

Terry got soaked after playing "Aquaducks" over 15 times, but finally won the stuffed rabbit for Chris.

Aquaducks by pab1usa April 29, 2010

aquadexterous 

The ability to turn your bathtub taps on and off with your feet while laying in the bath.

Adam was aquadexterous.

aquadexterous by Ellenna Ratchford January 15, 2007

Aquaducks 

An Awesome team, that will always be together. Supporting, careing, and full of energy.

The Aquaducks is a loud careing group.

Aquaducks by Arlynn July 10, 2007