Chris_Wright's definitions

mouseketool

A musical act that became popular by selling their souls to the Disney music label.

Dude, you like the Jonas Brothers?!? But their such mouseketools!

by Chris_Wright April 7, 2009

mountain dew-che bag

A complete douche who goes around telling everyone about the new mountain dew cans.

Chris- "Hey, Mark did you see the new Mountain Dew cans?"
Mark- "Chris shutup, your being a real mountain dew-che bag right now!"

by Chris_Wright February 18, 2009

beat beatdown

The most beat moment in a Halo 3 multiplayer game where when attempting a beatdown both you and your target simultaneously beat each other down. This unwarranted death usually results in the end of a killing spree and a profanity ridden verbal crusade against the opposing team.

Johnny- "OK, 2 more kills for a killing frenzy!"
Joshy- "Fuck the sniper! Beat that bitch down!
John goes in for the beatdown, but they both kill each other
Johnny- FUCKKK!!! That was such a beat beatdown! Those fucking prepubescent niggers on the other team are fucking glitching!!!!!
Joshy- Or.... maybe you just suck....

by Chris_Wright April 24, 2009

hat-on-foot retarded

Being drunk, high, or just generally stupid to the the point where you'd do something absolutely retarded like attempting to wear a hat on your foot.

Charlie- "Yo did you see that drunken idiot who lost his shoes?"
Dennis- "Yeah he tried to wear his hat on his foot!"
Charlie- "That asshole is hat-on-foot retarded!'

by Chris_Wright September 26, 2009

trapdoor sandwich

A sandwich so jam packed that when you take a bite everything falls out of the bottom through a massive hole that spontaneously opens up.

Dude, I made this sweet turkey club, but when i took a bite it turned out to be a trapdoor sandwich.

by Chris_Wright March 5, 2009

head is head

The phrase used to justify hooking up with an ugly or sub-par chick.

Jack- Yo dude I finally got with that Katie chick!
Nick- Nice bro, is she hot?
Jack- Head is head bro.
Nick- I'll take that as a no...

by Chris_Wright June 12, 2009

aquahead

The act of receiving head while in a bathtub/pool/hottub/ocean/etc.

You might wanna clean your pool cause your mom gave me aquahead in it last night and i came all over your shallow end.

by Chris_Wright July 1, 2009