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APOLOLIE 

A mix between apology and lie. Particularly true when people are late. They always give you excuses that are often made up on their way, excuses that suit for an apology.
"I'll see you to-morrow at 6 at the "Land Oak", the 1st real date I have I'll be early to clear my throat... 6:20 then 30, 2 pints and a whisky and I see no one til 40 with an apololie that goes like this : "Sorry I'm late, I got stuck in a traffic jam...."
APOLOLIE by DIDJË August 14, 2008
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A term used to describe a fake apology. The term was coined by Widow Von Du on RuPauls Drag Race,S12,ep6,2020
“I hate when someone’s trying to backtrack because now they’re trying to apolo-lie”-Widow Von Du on RuPauls Drag Race, S12,2020
Apolo-lie by Damien Thorn333 April 8, 2020
When someone’s apologises and it’s fake.
Lucy said sorry for sleeping with my boyfriend yesterday but I could tell it was an apolo-lie
An insincere apology. Pronounced apalalize.
"Virgil, don't apolo-lie! I said APOLOGIZE!"
apolo-lie by erikaEG July 20, 2008

apololingus 

she was mad at me so i gave her some apololingus
apololingus by Buenos Diaz December 7, 2018

Apologies 

A way of appearing to say 'sorry' when actually you mean "fuck you for highlighting our mistake. We'll fix it, but not to please you. Don't think I'll forget this any time soon".
"I can see that there's an error on the latest budget report. Apologies for that." George Osbourne, 2013 Budget announcement.
Apologies by Fray Brentos December 16, 2013

apolilied 

To apologize and to repeat the exact same thing you apologized for(ah-pol-lee-lied)
The boy said sorry for speaking during a test and ten minutes later he talked again.
You just apolilied to me.
apolilied by Ronnie Lavender March 9, 2014
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