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Literal translation of the English word "weed" to Farsi. Used in reference to the cannabis plant, which is burned for the purpose of inhaling its sweet, potent smoke.
I'm about to go pick up a sack of Alaf. Anyone wanna put some money on it?
Alaf by MC Roach May 15, 2005
Urban Dictionary Merch
act like a fool; acting like a fool

Some lowlife who knocks on peoples door during late night because he has no friends.And acts like a close friend even though he was ignored everytime and told to f*ck off.
JH:Hey.I got sometin to talk to ya *Knocks on my backdoor, because he doesnt have the guts to knock on my front door*
ME:Stop ALAF biatch!Get a life!
JH:You have to stop hiding at home and talk to me bout your problem...*ALAFing*
JH:Hey you need to confide in me. I can help you*continues ALAFing*

ALAFs usually r gays n lowlifes that stick to you because you can help them solve their problems .They become so dependent on you that they cant live without you.
Worst thing is they are under the illusion that you need them as well. Thats y thay are acting like a fool.
ALAF by wisedom January 24, 2008
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A girl’s boyfriend who’s childish, has no masculinity and is basically a momma’s boy through and through. Will talk shit behind your back.
God, Riley you’re dating such an alaf.
Alaf by Unaestheticwhore September 10, 2020
A term used for a strong bond within a family or among friends. Widely used in Southern states.
We are so alafate, I tell him/her all my secrets.
Alafate by liwei November 20, 2017
an awsome girl who always smiles and has a good day a really good friend.
"now thats an alafair"
alafair by superkeith September 23, 2009
A term used to describe something private, something that is none of your business, bc you are not part of this crew
"Yo bitch! Why you distrubing our Alafate meeting?"
"Sorry, it' an Alafate thing!"
Alafate by liwei January 1, 2019
The name is originally from Nigeria which means “Peace” . He also is a out going intellectual brotha with positive vibes
It’s great to have Alafia in your life
Alafia by Smartguy5555555 April 22, 2019
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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