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A general term to describe any number of age related maladies
I wake up wondering, which part of my body will the AGEitis show up in today?
AGEitis by Chefspam April 13, 2015
Words you can keep
Terminal disease caught by staff working at Agen Biomedical Ltd.
Employee 1:"I fucking hate this job!!"
Employee 2:"Sounds like you've got Agenitis mate.."
Agenitis by boganbroad November 25, 2004
Medical condition occurring commonly among shipyard employees. Symptoms include depression, weakness in the joints(specifically the ankles), trouble getting out of bed, an overall feeling of lethargy, saying “better than what I got”,& a hatred of life in general. Is highly contagious & cannot be cured or treated once it becomes terminal.
I was down with the abeitis all last week & nearly jumped off a bridge. Good thing I have unlimited vacation time.
Abeitis by Dyrty Steve December 21, 2018

nomen agentis 

"Nomen agentis" is a grammatical term that means agent noun and refers to a noun created from a verb denoting an action, where the noun identifies an entity that performs that action. Some examples include kicker, swimmer, hiker, speaker.
The nomen agentis is the subject of the sentence.

In Latin, the nomen agentis fututor, meaning fucker, is derived from the verb "futuo, futuere, futui". Latin fututor has entered modern English as futterer, retaining the meaning of fucker.
nomen agentis by gunnora March 14, 2012

agentisnotreal 

Mr.Bunny

A catgirl that enjoys ropes and catgirls
agentisnotreal is such a catgirl
The symptoms and side effects of falling for someone with a nickname like Ace.
His combination of charm and an edge have given me a bad case of Aceitis
aceitis by Kpassa April 18, 2018

Wishful Agentism 

The self-attained thought that occurs upon watching an action film and believing that you could emulate them lead character.
The films in question are ones in which one protagonist is going solo against the rest of the world (eg. The Bourne Trilogy, Shooter, Taken) whether that be the government, the law or the given enemy.
Effects can be long lasting.
Your friend: Man, you should not be getting in this deep.
You: Don't worry, I know how to run from the police.
Your friend: No you don't, you've just got wishful agentism.
Wishful Agentism by groovybill October 21, 2010
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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