aceitis 

The symptoms and side effects of falling for someone with a nickname like Ace.

His combination of charm and an edge have given me a bad case of Aceitis

aceitis by Kpassa April 18, 2018

Abeitis

Medical condition occurring commonly among shipyard employees. Symptoms include depression, weakness in the joints(specifically the ankles), trouble getting out of bed, an overall feeling of lethargy, saying “better than what I got”,& a hatred of life in general. Is highly contagious & cannot be cured or treated once it becomes terminal.

I was down with the abeitis all last week & nearly jumped off a bridge. Good thing I have unlimited vacation time.

Abeitis by Dyrty Steve December 21, 2018

AGEitis 

A general term to describe any number of age related maladies

I wake up wondering, which part of my body will the AGEitis show up in today?

AGEitis by Chefspam April 13, 2015

Acaitis 

A disease of blank faces cause by the awe of your opponents' strength.

I waved my hand in his face, but he had Acaitis; there was no emotion, no reaction.

Acaitis by Domino28 October 30, 2021