Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Chefspam

Blameability

The art of deflecting responsibility for statements or actions to another source.

His success is largely based on his uncanny knack for directing Blameability at his critics.

Get merch

Reacting according to a certain habitual manner; unthinking:

a knee-jerk conservative.

When you talk about issues today, all you seem to hear is a me-jerk reaction.

Get merch

Every day you don’t answer my text, aggravates my Xenocrastiphobia.

Get merch

A person who does not practice what they preach.

He tried to prosecute a man for infidelity, while sleeping with his secretary. The perfect ethicrite.

ethicrite by Chefspam November 8, 2017

Get merch

What you call a person in the Oval Office who can't do the Job.

Your phone is dead ,and you can't tweet? I'll get right on that
Mr Resident.

Get merch

A person who locks their jaw on a small part of an argument and won't let go, no matter how much the truth is hitting them in the face.

He is denying the validity of scientists, because he met one and didn't like him. What a Wit Bull!

Wit Bull by Chefspam March 11, 2017

Get merch

A specific group of people who have the ability to change their opinion depending on who is present.

I thought Jim believed in climate change, but it turns out he's just another one of those TRANSETHICALS. He conforms to the people around him.

Get merch