Abeitis

Medical condition occurring commonly among shipyard employees. Symptoms include depression, weakness in the joints(specifically the ankles), trouble getting out of bed, an overall feeling of lethargy, saying “better than what I got”,& a hatred of life in general. Is highly contagious & cannot be cured or treated once it becomes terminal.

I was down with the abeitis all last week & nearly jumped off a bridge. Good thing I have unlimited vacation time.

by Dyrty Steve December 21, 2018

abertise

Going shirtless (men) or wearing tight or cropped t-shirts (women) for the sole purpose of showing off one's six pack.

Joe is working out in nothing but gym shorts again.

Yeah, he really likes to abertise when he pumps iron.

by Zumba gurlz October 5, 2010

ARBEITISM

ARBEITISM... from "Arbeit Macht Frei" (Work shall set you free.", the sign over the entrances of the Nazi death camps.) Definition: A term or phrase of penultimate irony, in which the reality is opposite the conventional definition of the term or interpretation of the phrase.

ARBEITISM: "Department of Corrections", "Conservative Politician", "Christian", "Department of Justice", "Equal Justice Under Law" (over the Supreme Court building), "In God We Trust", etc.

by Lexicographer Incognito April 23, 2021

AGEitis

A general term to describe any number of age related maladies

I wake up wondering, which part of my body will the AGEitis show up in today?

by Chefspam April 13, 2015

ablitist

The object of having abs while being a giant douche who looks down upon everyone else.

Wait, you're breaking up with me cause you now have abs and I don't, you ablitist bastard!

by Swagplankyolo June 8, 2015

aceitis

The symptoms and side effects of falling for someone with a nickname like Ace.

His combination of charm and an edge have given me a bad case of Aceitis

by Kpassa April 18, 2018