(
n.) The morbid fear of running out of toilet
paper. From the Greek, literally "absence of
paper for hygiene purposes, fear of."
An abnormal and persistent concern about the possibility of being without toilet
paper at the vital moment. Highly variable in severity, can range from merely accumulating and storing excessive supplies of toilet
paper to at the most extreme end, a need to stock up "just in case" every
time the person goes past a shop, even though the house is already full of the stuff.
Milder forms of toilet paper anxiety not fulfilling criteria for the full-blown disorder include obsessions with whether the paper comes off the roll from the top or underneath, and changing rolls around when they are on the "wrong" way.
(adj) acartohygieiophobic
My acartohygieiophobia is playing up today - had to buy a Super Saver
pack of 24 rolls again.
She's acartohygieiophobic - did you
see her checking out all the rolls in the stalls before choosing
one?