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ACOS 

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Ass Cheeks On Shoulders. Similar to head up your ass. An acronym used when someone does something stupid.
Person A: "Whoops. Forgot to add a decimal point. Now I'm screwed."
Person B: "What an ACOS move."
ACOS by Besmgirl November 29, 2017
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0%÷root(∛√(1÷789), log(log2(atan(acos(asin(456!)))×e×123+asinh(acosh(atanh(π×0.0484041570)))))) 

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You went to the calculator app on a apple device and went to scientific mode and just pressed every button left to right
I am so 0%÷root(∛√(1÷789), log(log2(atan(acos(asin(456!)))×e×123+asinh(acosh(atanh(π×0.0484041570))))))
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acosmist • Acosta • acostad • Acosted • Acosexual • acosia • Acosmic • acosmosi • Acostabitterklicken • Acostang

Acostavist 

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An activist who pretends they are an objective reporter.
That reporter on CNN would drink Barack Obama's bath water if given the chance. He is an Acostavist.
Acostavist by Sam Eith August 8, 2018
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Acosta

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The last name of the most amazing awkward awesome people ever. Usually a depressed person but it does matter. :)
Look at the Acosta family! They are epic!
Acosta by Zz.bite.me.zZ March 7, 2015
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acostcoed

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The condition of being accosted while shopping at Costco.
Alvira was just trying to pick up some cat litter, when she was acostcoed by a crazy woman trying to get to the free Wonder Bread samples.
acostcoed by Stan-bell March 30, 2015
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Acostabitterklicken

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German Background. This a term to describe when a bitter "reporter/journalist" with minimal talent does hit pieces simply for click bait!
Clearly the whole point of April being at that press conference, was to acostabitterkilicken afterwards!

Only the worst reporters would acostabitterklicken!

Dont let that reporter in. He/She is only here do acostabitterklicken
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acostad

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To rudely karate chop a woman’s hand when she is trying to do her job, then play the victim.
Man, did you see Jim at dinner? He acostad that waitress when she was just trying to refill his drink. Jerk didn’t even leave a tip.
acostad by Fake reporter November 8, 2018
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crunchy 

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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
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Galantir

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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026
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murderhobo 

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In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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Whale 

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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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Concrete cowboy 

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A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
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hobo loko

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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026
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