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To rudely karate chop a woman’s hand when she is trying to do her job, then play the victim.
Man, did you see Jim at dinner? He acostad that waitress when she was just trying to refill his drink. Jerk didn’t even leave a tip.
acostad by Fake reporter November 8, 2018
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Acostavist 

An activist who pretends they are an objective reporter.
That reporter on CNN would drink Barack Obama's bath water if given the chance. He is an Acostavist.
Acostavist by Sam Eith August 8, 2018
The last name of the most amazing awkward awesome people ever. Usually a depressed person but it does matter. :)
Look at the Acosta family! They are epic!
Acosta by Zz.bite.me.zZ March 7, 2015

Acostabitterklicken

German Background. This a term to describe when a bitter "reporter/journalist" with minimal talent does hit pieces simply for click bait!
Clearly the whole point of April being at that press conference, was to acostabitterkilicken afterwards!

Only the worst reporters would acostabitterklicken!

Dont let that reporter in. He/She is only here do acostabitterklicken

Oscar "Zeta" Acosta 

A Mexican-American lawyer, political activist, writer and drug fiend who is best noted for hanging out with Hunter S. Thompson in the late 60s and early 70s. Acosta disappeared while on a trip to Mexico in 1974 and whos where-abouts are to this day unknown. He is presumed dead.
That Oscar Zeta Acosta was one messed up dude man.

Acoustadouche 

The one guy who shows up to any and every party with his acoustic guitar, thinking he will either be the star of the show or at least get laid. He knows the chords to every Top 40 song, but those are the only four chords he knows.
Guy 1: "Hey, who's that guy with the guitar drowning out my Skrillex?"

Guy 2: "Oh, that's just the resident Acoustadouche. He thinks he'll get laid if he plays 'I'm Yours' at every party he goes to."

dave acosta 

Is the act of going on a camping trip with the guys and after they all fall asleep in their sleeping bags and have no way of escaping you randomly t bag all of them in their sleep while holding a rifle.
Dude we had such a great time the other night and then someone started to "Dave Acosta" everyone in the cabin randomly .
dave acosta by Cpt Dave 210 January 1, 2017
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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