Using dumb ass logic to navigate to a point so that you can feel superior.
My wife Acosted me about taking out the trash because I’m a man. She said, “The cavemen took out the Woolley Mammoth carcasses back in the day so so should you”
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'