acostcoed

The condition of being accosted while shopping at Costco.

Alvira was just trying to pick up some cat litter, when she was acostcoed by a crazy woman trying to get to the free Wonder Bread samples.

by Stan-bell March 30, 2015

Costcoed

to buy in bulk at great per unit savings, typically in the excitement of the moment, but lose money later by not using all of the purchased product.

Buying 10 pounds of bananas on sale but losing 3 pounds to spoilage; "You got Costcoed!"

by Steve Ondich May 3, 2008

Acosted

When a woman manufactures a fraudulent and fictitious physical confrontation against a man who was just trying to do his job.

He wouldn't give me the mike when it was his turn to speak. He acosted me!

by Velveeta Autocrat November 8, 2018

Acosted

Using dumb ass logic to navigate to a point so that you can feel superior.

My wife Acosted me about taking out the trash because I’m a man. She said, “The cavemen took out the Woolley Mammoth carcasses back in the day so so should you”

by Blacksensei December 9, 2019

Costcoed

When you fall in love with a product and go back to Costco to buy it again but they are out of stock.

Me: I bought these protein bars at Costco. I went back to get more and they were out.

Homie: Fool you just got costcoed!

by krustie September 17, 2021