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Costcoed 

to buy in bulk at great per unit savings, typically in the excitement of the moment, but lose money later by not using all of the purchased product.
Buying 10 pounds of bananas on sale but losing 3 pounds to spoilage; "You got Costcoed!"
Costcoed by Steve Ondich May 3, 2008
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When a woman manufactures a fraudulent and fictitious physical confrontation against a man who was just trying to do his job.
He wouldn't give me the mike when it was his turn to speak. He acosted me!
Acosted by Velveeta Autocrat November 8, 2018
Using dumb ass logic to navigate to a point so that you can feel superior.
My wife Acosted me about taking out the trash because I’m a man. She said, “The cavemen took out the Woolley Mammoth carcasses back in the day so so should you”
Acosted by Blacksensei December 9, 2019

Costcoed 

When you fall in love with a product and go back to Costco to buy it again but they are out of stock.
Me: I bought these protein bars at Costco. I went back to get more and they were out.

Homie: Fool you just got costcoed!
Costcoed by krustie September 17, 2021
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026