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When a woman manufactures a fraudulent and fictitious physical confrontation against a man who was just trying to do his job.

He wouldn't give me the mike when it was his turn to speak. He acosted me!

Acosted by Velveeta Autocrat November 8, 2018

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Acosted

Using dumb ass logic to navigate to a point so that you can feel superior.

My wife Acosted me about taking out the trash because I’m a man. She said, “The cavemen took out the Woolley Mammoth carcasses back in the day so so should you”

Acosted by Blacksensei December 9, 2019

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agosted

A confused state of mind, which no one , nor one’s self, can describe.

If you really wanna throw him off, tell him how agosted you are!

agosted by Gomillion October 16, 2018

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acostad

To rudely karate chop a woman’s hand when she is trying to do her job, then play the victim.

Man, did you see Jim at dinner? He acostad that waitress when she was just trying to refill his drink. Jerk didn’t even leave a tip.

acostad by Fake reporter November 8, 2018

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Man Acoster

A desperate girl that takes men by the hand in the Club and sleeps with them because she loves it. The Man has been 'accosted' by a Female. The Female is a 'Man Acoster'.

"Bro check that gal taking that idiot home, she's a Man Acoster!"

Man Acoster by Neptunenec December 6, 2013

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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