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A.M.P.M

Another Man's Penile Matter

You know something you might find in the park or at a strip club.

So this girl came up to me at the club last night, and I don't think she noticed, but under the black light, you could totally see A.M.P.M. on her shirt.

by Crunchyness May 31, 2007

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Jul 26 Word of the Day

Second String Friend

Noun: a friend who is usually only called upon by a friend when a more primary/prominent friend is unavailable.

Taken from the term “second string” in an athletic competition situation. In football, if the star quarterback gets injured during a play, the second string is called off the bench to replace him/her. A “Second String Friend” is essentially benched until needed, if ever.

Synonyms: Plan B, Second Choice, Secondary Friend, Benched Until Needed

I got a call from X the other night. She had an extra ticket to a concert she bought for a friend, but they couldn’t make it so she called me to ask if I wanted to go because I am her Second String Friend.

by Deus-ex-machina August 26, 2020

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ampm

AMPM (a food and gas place)

Hey man I'm going to ampm want anything?

by red*fox November 07, 2003

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A M P M

Ain't My Problem, Man

Buffy: Oh SNAP! These sure are trying times. This Obamanomics bullshit is driving this country in the dirt!

Biff: A M P M

Buffy: You're an asshole, Biff!

by KSparx June 02, 2011

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A M P M

Ain't My Problem Man

Buffy: Oh SNAP! These sure are trying times. This Obamanomics bullshit is driving this country in the dirt!

Biff: A M P M

Buffy: You're an asshole, Biff!

by KSparx June 02, 2011