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AMPM wank
when you start to masturbate in the early hours of the day and ejaculate in the second part of the day. Also vice versa.
AMPM wank by Monopoly mayfair clickbait April 12, 2017
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ampm • ampm nap • AMPM wank • amp mo bobo • Amp Monday • AM/PM • AM/PM BM • 2 in the am pm • 1:43 am/pm • 9:11 am/pm
ampm nap
Mom: *asleep*
Kid: Mom, wake up. It's 6:30
Mom: Oh damn! But wait, we don't have school today.
Kid: Mom, it's time for dinner.
Mom: Yeah ok, I just had a really good ampm nap.
Kid: Mom, wake up. It's 6:30
Mom: Oh damn! But wait, we don't have school today.
Kid: Mom, it's time for dinner.
Mom: Yeah ok, I just had a really good ampm nap.
ampm nap by Alayia Onya November 10, 2021
2 in the am pm
The feeling you get when you are more active in the middle of the night than during the day, usually due to schedule changes where you work at night and sleep during the day.
It can also be caused by simply feeling lonely in the middle of the night on a regular basis.
It can also be caused by simply feeling lonely in the middle of the night on a regular basis.
P1: Just started my job as a nighttime security guard.
P2: how you holding up working nights
P1: I got that 2 in the am pm
P2: how you holding up working nights
P1: I got that 2 in the am pm
2 in the am pm by TheUltimateDx August 4, 2022
2 in the am pm
2 in the am pm by superworddude May 16, 2014
9:11 am/pm
9:11 am/pm by roku13 February 21, 2011
1:43 am/pm
The time of 1:43 am/pm can function the same way as 11:11, you can make a wish at this time, or tell your significant other that you love them. 143 has more meaning than 1111. It means "I Love You" ( I being one letter, Love being four letters, and You being three letters.) It can also be a time to think of your significant other, or make a wish that they will want you.
1:43 am/pm by unquatretrois April 15, 2011
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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