ampm 

AMPM (a food and gas place)

Hey man I'm going to ampm want anything?

ampm by red*fox November 7, 2003

AMPM wank 

when you start to masturbate in the early hours of the day and ejaculate in the second part of the day. Also vice versa.

i started to get off at 11:50pm and i finished at 12:31am... a truly magnificent AMPM wank

AMPM wank by Monopoly mayfair clickbait April 12, 2017

ampm nap 

When you take such an amazing nap that when you wake up, you don't know if it's am or pm

Mom: *asleep*
Kid: Mom, wake up. It's 6:30
Mom: Oh damn! But wait, we don't have school today.
Kid: Mom, it's time for dinner.
Mom: Yeah ok, I just had a really good ampm nap.

ampm nap by Alayia Onya November 10, 2021

2 in the am pm 

The feeling you get when you are more active in the middle of the night than during the day, usually due to schedule changes where you work at night and sleep during the day.

It can also be caused by simply feeling lonely in the middle of the night on a regular basis.

P1: Just started my job as a nighttime security guard.
P2: how you holding up working nights
P1: I got that 2 in the am pm

2 in the am pm by TheUltimateDx August 4, 2022

2 in the am pm 

A 7-minute short adult student film created by J.G Quintel in 2006.

I watched 2 in the am pm with my friends.

2 in the am pm by superworddude May 16, 2014

9:11 am/pm 

The time at which terrorists make their wishes

Saddam: Hey! It's 9:11 am/pm

Bin Laden: Make a wish!!!

9:11 am/pm by roku13 February 21, 2011

1:43 am/pm 

The time of 1:43 am/pm can function the same way as 11:11, you can make a wish at this time, or tell your significant other that you love them. 143 has more meaning than 1111. It means "I Love You" ( I being one letter, Love being four letters, and You being three letters.) It can also be a time to think of your significant other, or make a wish that they will want you.

Andie: Its 1:43 am/pm
Skyler: Make a wish, I love you!

1:43 am/pm by unquatretrois April 15, 2011