Sleepwoker

Someone who either doesn't know, or doesn't give a shit, about the "woke" culture or issues.
1: What do you think about all these woke people?
2: What about 'em? A little early for bed, ain't it?
1: Dude. You really are a Sleepwoker.
by KSparx September 13, 2020
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Pucker Factor Zulu

The highest rating achievable for sphincter puckering during a high stress situation. The puckering may be so tight as to cause sphincter fluttering. Anything above Zulu is the complete loss of sphincter control. A Pucker Factor Zulu (PFZ) situation is commonly found in Near Death Experiences (NDE), although a NDE is not required. Items nearby, such as under garments, pants, seats, sofa cusions, etc., are often damaged during a full blown PFZ event, as the sphincter clamps down like a pitbull on a tire swing.
Dude! That near head on collision reached Pucker Factor Zulu. It was 5 minutes before my butt let go of the seat!
by KSparx September 18, 2024
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Christopher Woken

A woke dude going nuts in public. An SJW dude acting crazy. A crazy Darren.
Man! Look at that guy going off on those Trump supporters. He's nuts! It must be Christopher Woken.
by KSparx September 13, 2020
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TWAT

Acronym for "Tough Women Acting Tough". This annoying phenomenon is seen in many current commercials, ads, and movies. TWATs are quickly becoming an invasive species.
Zeke: "When you see one of these TWATs on your screen, don't ya feel like slappin' the snot out of 'em?"

Biff: "Why, yes. Yes I do".
by KSparx June 29, 2024
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A M P M

Buffy: Oh SNAP! These sure are trying times. This Obamanomics bullshit is driving this country in the dirt!

Biff: A M P M

Buffy: You're an asshole, Biff!
by KSparx June 03, 2011
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Bitchident

Any type of incident caused by a bitch. Usually involves loud & obnoxious screaming, along with the pointing & shaking of a finger, usually aimed towards the face of the bitchident recipient. Most bitchidents involve the usual suspects, such as Karens, Ho's, Feminazis, Female ANTIFA Members, and generic Female Trailer Trash.
The poor bastard at the drive-thru got her coffee wrong. That Karen started a bitchident that backed up traffic for 15 minutes!
by KSparx July 18, 2020
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HIE Graduate

An HIE Graduate is anyone who seems to have stayed at a Holiday Inn Express for a night or two. Can, and will, offer expert advice concerning any situation known to man. Commonly found in Live Chats.
Zeke: "God, that annoying bastage thinks he knows something about everything!"

Biff: "Yeah. The dude must be an HIE Graduate".
by KSparx June 29, 2024
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