Definitions by KSparx
Camelhump
"Dude! Something is serious wrong here. Our waitress is sporting a Camelhump!
We're at Hooters for crying out loud!"
We're at Hooters for crying out loud!"
Pucker Factor Zulu
The highest rating achievable for sphincter puckering during a high stress situation. The puckering may be so tight as to cause sphincter fluttering. Anything above Zulu is the complete loss of sphincter control. A Pucker Factor Zulu (PFZ) situation is commonly found in Near Death Experiences (NDE), although a NDE is not required. Items nearby, such as under garments, pants, seats, sofa cusions, etc., are often damaged during a full blown PFZ event, as the sphincter clamps down like a pitbull on a tire swing.
Dude! That near head on collision reached Pucker Factor Zulu. It was 5 minutes before my butt let go of the seat!
Pucker Factor Zulu by KSparx September 17, 2024
Influencera Virus
A new virus strain affecting all internet, social media sites, and life itself. Much more prevelant than the
Corona virus. The entire worldwide population is at risk of being infected by it, and it appears there may
never be a vaccine developed that can rid it from the human population. This could possibly be the human
species mass extinction event, unless an asteroid gets us first. RIP in advance.
Corona virus. The entire worldwide population is at risk of being infected by it, and it appears there may
never be a vaccine developed that can rid it from the human population. This could possibly be the human
species mass extinction event, unless an asteroid gets us first. RIP in advance.
Influencera Virus by KSparx September 16, 2024
Social Vidiot
Social media influencers. Especially those that call themselves influencers, or those that try to obtain free goods/services by offering to influence potential buyers.
Social Vidiot by KSparx July 27, 2024
HIE Graduate
An HIE Graduate is anyone who seems to have stayed at a Holiday Inn Express for a night or two. Can, and will, offer expert advice concerning any situation known to man. Commonly found in Live Chats.
Zeke: "God, that annoying bastage thinks he knows something about everything!"
Biff: "Yeah. The dude must be an HIE Graduate".
Biff: "Yeah. The dude must be an HIE Graduate".
HIE Graduate by KSparx June 28, 2024
TWAT
Acronym for "Tough Women Acting Tough". This annoying phenomenon is seen in many current commercials, ads, and movies. TWATs are quickly becoming an invasive species.
Zeke: "When you see one of these TWATs on your screen, don't ya feel like slappin' the snot out of 'em?"
Biff: "Why, yes. Yes I do".
Biff: "Why, yes. Yes I do".