A.L.F

Funniest shit I've ever seen

"Yo, you remember the tv show A.L.F?"
"Dude I remember"
"Funniest shit I've ever seen"

by Cobble935 May 19, 2020

C.A.L.F

Cunt Ass-Licking Fucker

"You're such a C.A.L.F!!!"
"Stop being such a C.A.L.F and help me with my homework!!!"
(when using the term pronounce it as "calf")

by Lincey March 18, 2008

H.A.L.F.

Homley Alcohol Liberation Front

Crown Royal has been liberated by the H.A.L.F.

by PiMo November 12, 2008

m.a.l.f.

move a little faster

I thought I asked you to do that awhile ago, now you need to m.a.l.f. this time.

by T Mac September 22, 2010

M.A.L.F.

Move A Little Faster

Hey man, I dun told you what to do! You need to M.A.L.F. this time.

by T Mac February 28, 2008

A.I.L.F

Asian I'd like to fuck

Damn, Ching Chong Min is such an A.I.L.F, she's got A cup boobs, and is barely 4 feet tall. Fuck yeah.

by asianinyoface July 21, 2010

A.I.L.F.

1. This is a derivative of the more commonly used M.I.L.F. but relates more to the eastern hemisphere. A.I.L.F. stands for Auntie I'd Like to F*** and usually relates to a hot woman who could be your relative because your community is so closely linked to another.

2. A friend of your mother's who is Indian or Paki, and out of respect you call them "auntie" but the minute your mother isn't looking, you make advances on your "auntie"

Gupta: Jonnie, did you see my mother's friend?

Jonnie: Oh yeah dog, that auntie was a A.I.L.F. hot and spicy like chutney.

by M Ramin April 4, 2008