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Cunt Ass-Licking Fucker
"You're such a C.A.L.F!!!"
"Stop being such a C.A.L.F and help me with my homework!!!"
(when using the term pronounce it as "calf")
C.A.L.F by Lincey March 18, 2008

H.A.L.F. 

H.A.L.F. by PiMo November 12, 2008

m.a.l.f. 

I thought I asked you to do that awhile ago, now you need to m.a.l.f. this time.
m.a.l.f. by T Mac September 22, 2010

M.A.L.F. 

Hey man, I dun told you what to do! You need to M.A.L.F. this time.
M.A.L.F. by T Mac February 28, 2008
Damn, Ching Chong Min is such an A.I.L.F, she's got A cup boobs, and is barely 4 feet tall. Fuck yeah.
A.I.L.F by asianinyoface July 21, 2010

A.I.L.F. 

1. This is a derivative of the more commonly used M.I.L.F. but relates more to the eastern hemisphere. A.I.L.F. stands for Auntie I'd Like to F*** and usually relates to a hot woman who could be your relative because your community is so closely linked to another.

2. A friend of your mother's who is Indian or Paki, and out of respect you call them "auntie" but the minute your mother isn't looking, you make advances on your "auntie"
Gupta: Jonnie, did you see my mother's friend?

Jonnie: Oh yeah dog, that auntie was a A.I.L.F. hot and spicy like chutney.
A.I.L.F. by M Ramin April 4, 2008