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"You're such a C.A.L.F!!!"
"Stop being such a C.A.L.F and help me with my homework!!!"
(when using the term pronounce it as "calf")
C.A.L.F by Lincey March 18, 2008
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Cal-f • Half • malf • Alf • a | l fashion • salafi • AILF • L.A.F.F.E.E. • L.A.F.S. • L.A.F.S.S.

H.A.L.F. 

Crown Royal has been liberated by the H.A.L.F.
H.A.L.F. by PiMo November 12, 2008

m.a.l.f. 

I thought I asked you to do that awhile ago, now you need to m.a.l.f. this time.
m.a.l.f. by T Mac September 22, 2010

M.A.L.F. 

Hey man, I dun told you what to do! You need to M.A.L.F. this time.
M.A.L.F. by T Mac February 28, 2008
Asian I'd like to fuck
Damn, Ching Chong Min is such an A.I.L.F, she's got A cup boobs, and is barely 4 feet tall. Fuck yeah.
A.I.L.F by asianinyoface July 21, 2010

A.I.L.F. 

1. This is a derivative of the more commonly used M.I.L.F. but relates more to the eastern hemisphere. A.I.L.F. stands for Auntie I'd Like to F*** and usually relates to a hot woman who could be your relative because your community is so closely linked to another.

2. A friend of your mother's who is Indian or Paki, and out of respect you call them "auntie" but the minute your mother isn't looking, you make advances on your "auntie"
Gupta: Jonnie, did you see my mother's friend?

Jonnie: Oh yeah dog, that auntie was a A.I.L.F. hot and spicy like chutney.
A.I.L.F. by M Ramin April 4, 2008
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
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Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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