A.I.L.F. 

1. This is a derivative of the more commonly used M.I.L.F. but relates more to the eastern hemisphere. A.I.L.F. stands for Auntie I'd Like to F*** and usually relates to a hot woman who could be your relative because your community is so closely linked to another.

2. A friend of your mother's who is Indian or Paki, and out of respect you call them "auntie" but the minute your mother isn't looking, you make advances on your "auntie"

Gupta: Jonnie, did you see my mother's friend?

Jonnie: Oh yeah dog, that auntie was a A.I.L.F. hot and spicy like chutney.

A.I.L.F. by M Ramin April 4, 2008

A.I.L.F 

Asian I'd like to fuck

Damn, Ching Chong Min is such an A.I.L.F, she's got A cup boobs, and is barely 4 feet tall. Fuck yeah.

A.I.L.F by asianinyoface July 21, 2010

A.I.L.F 

An abbreviation for Asian I’d like to fuck

Man look at that chunk over there she’s an A.I.L.F

A.I.L.F by Kelsatron69 February 4, 2019

A.I.L.F 

A Alien i'd like to fuck

Dude that is a total A.I.L.F

A.I.L.F by Thewhitestboyyouknow July 13, 2023

i.l.f.y.a.i.t.g.r.s.t.w.y.w.i.m.c 

A queen song known as good old fashion lover boy abbreviated in a smaller statement and it

states, "I'd like for you and I to go romancing, say the work your wish is my command..."

Hey

Sup
i.l.f.y.a.i.t.g.r.s.t.w.y.w.i.m.c.

Awwe thank you <3

i.l.f.y.a.i.t.g.r.s.t.w.y.w.i.m.c by Larsbarz69 February 20, 2022

M.A.D.I.L.F. 

mother and daugther i love to f@ck

homie 1: you seen elaines mom? elaine and her moms is straight m.a.d.i.l.f.!

homie 2: whats m.a.d.i.l.f.?

homie 3: you aint know? mother and daughter i love to f@ck!

M.A.D.I.L.F. by fattstacks September 11, 2011

R.O.F.L.S.H.V.U.A.K.O.M.A.I.L.

Rolling On Floor Laughing So Hard Voldemort Uses Avada Kedavra On Me And I Live.

Person 1: *tell a joke*
Person 2: R.O.F.L.
Person 3: R.O.F.L.S.H.V.U.A.K.O.M.A.I.L.!!!

R.O.F.L.S.H.V.U.A.K.O.M.A.I.L. by Wrathchild11 December 16, 2010