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A Tom
A Tom is Norwegian slang for a paedophile. They usually have up to 25 kids in his basement at any one time and will show their cock to a man at any possibility. They usually reside in an attic and work 10 to 15 hours a day, more than likely ignoring friends. They play sports games like madden, fifa, NBA etc but are never good at them. They usually have a large god complex.
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A Tom
A Tom by Katrin Princess November 15, 2006
A Tom
A fantastic drink consisting of two parts Labatt Blue and one part of whatever whiskey is lying around. Add the whiskey into half drank aluminum can and swirl till satisfactory. Popularized by Vermont Tom.
A Tom by Greyfoxfan August 7, 2012
A Tom
A Tom by rickyboy123 September 5, 2020
A Tom
When you are in a voice call online, and speak while you are muted (for a time) without realizing you are muted.
A Tom by Painful_Missile May 9, 2021
A Tom
"A Tom" - A phrase used to describe a white cis heterosexual 5'11 lanky male. 'A Tom' was born with immense privileges, however, refuses to acknowledge or be aware that he was born with a "silver spoon" in his mouth. He navigates the world as if he is deserving of people's time and energy. 'A Tom' grew up a third-culture kid and/or immersed in cultural festivities that they believe make them special and better than other white cishet 5'11 lanky males. Confused in his identity or the historic violence of being a white man in spaces that are sacred to people of color, 'A Tom' may co-opt a chosen POC's culture as if it is their own -or- believe that he is a man of color and/or associates himself with these men of color. These individuals fetish and exoticize certain countries and/or places in the world and in turn the women in these places hoping to fulfill their fantasies of mixed-raced third culture kids that they could never be themselves. 'A Tom' personality is tremendous self-centered, egotistical, manipulative, and on the narcissism spectrum. 'A Tom' may act as an ally to POC, go as far as positioning themselves in this way but, their intentions are completely self-evolving and preformative to say the least.
A Tom was inspired by Tom Courtright. A true and utter "Tom"
A Tom was inspired by Tom Courtright. A true and utter "Tom"
"Why do these "toms" have access to our cultural heritage in ways we do not?"
"Look he is such 'a tom' with his African printed shirt and pants."
"Look he is such 'a tom' with his African printed shirt and pants."
A Tom by tom_courtrightSUCKS August 11, 2021
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
Whale
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.