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A person who no matter what, Will NOT upgrade to a smart phone.

They can lose their present phone and still won't make the change like the rest of the world.
They feel no need for apps, and in some cases on some level don't even understand what an app is.

They will keep the polyphonic ringtones alive I guess.
This person would be better taping a camera to the back of their phone just to take photos.

S/he will be embarrassed enough not to leave owns phone out beside themselves. for fear of criticism.

If you buy this person a smart phone they will not use it, more like sell it or pass it on.
If this person loses this brick of a phone they will buy the same one thus continuing the phone of past crapness.

A'Tomkins people refuse to upgrade their phone no matter what.
A'tomkins on a date

A'Tomkins: picks out ringing phone from her pocket and answers it, ""hello?, hi yeah on my way, see ya then, bye"hangs up as she put phone back into pocket she looks to see date looking at her moving hand.
Date: "how old is your phone?"
A'Tomkins "I love this phone"
Date: looks on in wonder of how they still make these models of phones.
A'Tomkins by misschae88 June 16, 2013
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Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026
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liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026
Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.
This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)
dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004
Word of the Day on June 20, 2026

ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"
ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004
Word of the Day on June 19, 2026

Male Pattern Blindness 

When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"
Male Pattern Blindness by diablo581 February 10, 2008
Word of the Day on June 18, 2026

Pretty Privilege

A person who has more opportunities, and becomes more successful in life because of how attractive they are.
"Pretty privilege isn't a thing." "Yes it is have you seen GeorgeNotFound"

"GeorgeNotFound has so much pretty privilege its not fair!!!"
Word of the Day on June 17, 2026