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A'Tomkins 

A person who no matter what, Will NOT upgrade to a smart phone.

They can lose their present phone and still won't make the change like the rest of the world.
They feel no need for apps, and in some cases on some level don't even understand what an app is.

They will keep the polyphonic ringtones alive I guess.
This person would be better taping a camera to the back of their phone just to take photos.

S/he will be embarrassed enough not to leave owns phone out beside themselves. for fear of criticism.

If you buy this person a smart phone they will not use it, more like sell it or pass it on.
If this person loses this brick of a phone they will buy the same one thus continuing the phone of past crapness.

A'Tomkins people refuse to upgrade their phone no matter what.
A'tomkins on a date

A'Tomkins: picks out ringing phone from her pocket and answers it, ""hello?, hi yeah on my way, see ya then, bye"hangs up as she put phone back into pocket she looks to see date looking at her moving hand.
Date: "how old is your phone?"
A'Tomkins "I love this phone"
Date: looks on in wonder of how they still make these models of phones.
A'Tomkins by misschae88 June 16, 2013
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Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
Word of the Day on August 4, 2026
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Walky-Talky 

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
Word of the Day on August 3, 2026

Scrapnel 

(N) :
All pieces left over after an art project or home improvement.
"After we made the decorations for the party, there was 'scrapnel' all over the floor"
Scrapnel by IceSniper February 22, 2025
Word of the Day on August 2, 2026
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!
Hardo by Thuhkilluh September 4, 2014
Word of the Day on August 1, 2026
a sign of love or flirtatious language between two emo people.
do you want to go listen to peirce the veil later? rawr xD

okeeez rawr xD
rawr xD by okeeeeeeeeez July 4, 2016
Word of the Day on July 31, 2026

cfm boots 

come fuck me boots - style of dress made famous by 1980's Jersey girls who liked Bon Jovi and big hair.

Look at those cfm boots.
cfm boots by diatribe September 27, 2002
Word of the Day on July 30, 2026