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The art of standing round stealing oxygen and staring at the ceiling.

Telling other how to do their job when he cant do his

Loses concentration every time the wind changes direction

This person or persons are rendered useless and named louie
To the apprentice done a louie to day and just stood looking at the sky while telling me how to do my job and forgot how to do his
A louie by Brum420 April 7, 2023
Words you can keep
A louie is a joint consisting of bud, keef, salvia, and tobacco
Dude you should have bin there we smoked a louie
A louie by Scrog 420 September 5, 2016
Turning up to a party without a bottle of alcohol! And bragging about how amazing you are!
Sorry dude I have no money I have to pull a louie
a louie by J666sh May 15, 2016

blew a louie 

A huge wad of snotspit propelled from one's mouth
"WOW! Dat guy just blew a Louie outta he car winda ".
blew a louie by Mr.Tissue January 31, 2018

Hang a Louie 

To turn left. Used with Ralph and Dave; Left; Right; and Straight ahead. Named for David Ralph Lewis who in the mid 60's in Duluth Minnesota stole many cars for joyriding and to see how many times he could roll the cars. A pure manic who died of cancer at 27 years. Since then "Hang a Ralph", "Hang a Lewy" or "do a David" have entered the popular lexicon.
Hang a Louie by Bike451 August 24, 2010

crap-a-louie 

An expression of extreme displeasure or surprise. Not quite as strong as fuck-a-louie.
"Crap-a-louie!", exclaimed Diane when she spilled her margarita.
crap-a-louie by Chuck D. Bones April 16, 2010

Pull a Louie 

When one decides that they will take your money for nicotine or alcohol and never get you what you payed for
“I can’t wait to get a posh from him.”
Oh actually someone told me he’s going to pull a Louie on you.”
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
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the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
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