A Bread
Any unit of bread. Loaves of bread are A Bread only if they are intact and unsliced. Individual slices are A Bread.
A Bread by Crumpetbaker October 12, 2007
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Fart In A Bread Bag
Fart In A Bread Bag by Government Flu October 27, 2009
I ate a bread
I ate a bread by C3LESTIAL February 25, 2021
Gabe eats a bread day
Gabe eats a bread day by Gabe the eater of a bread June 30, 2022
bread a schnitzel
"Come on boys let's find some chicks and bread a schnitzel"
Dude may say to women "I would like to bread your schnitzel " or women can say "Would you like bread my schnitzel"
Dude may say to women "I would like to bread your schnitzel " or women can say "Would you like bread my schnitzel"
bread a schnitzel by xmc July 26, 2011
i'll give your mom a flat bread sandwich
The act of receiving oral from ones mom after you get a sunburned penis and leaving behind such things as sperm, flakes of skin.
i'll give your mom a flat bread sandwich by hayabusa1285 March 11, 2009
A PItta Bread
A massive cunt who looks and smells just like a piece of pitta. Usually named Aaron or a really bad name of some kind. They persist to annoy people through deregatory, unprovoked, unfunny remarks.
Sweet Brit " " Hey aaron " " Wanna go to a car park so I can look cool in front of my pals ? " " Eurghhh your such a pitta bread !!!
A PItta Bread by Ngwenya101 December 6, 2010
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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