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the ass of a beer 

The name of that last bit of beer at the bottom of your glass or can which, to be blunt, tastes like ass. Applies to typically mass produced lager such as Budweiser, Miller, Coors, Molson, Corona, ect. Human taste buds have lower sensitivity at low temperatures. Carbonation also reduces human taste sensitivity. Lager beer (especially the cheap, mass produced stuff) is normally served very cold and extremely carbonated. When you open a fresh bottle it is very cold and very fizzy, so has very little taste. As it warms up and as it loses its carbonation, the actual real taste of the beer will become more predominate. Mass produced lagers (such as Budweiser, Miller, ect.) are made with the cost of production in mind rather than the quality of ingredients and taste. When allowed to warm up and become less fizzy, the real taste of the product can be tasted, which for these beers is often rather horrible.
Jeff - "Hurry up. Let's go."
Jim - "Give me a minute. I gotta finish the ass of a beer. It tastes disgusting"
Jeff - "If it tastes disgusting then why are you even drinking it?"
Jim - "Because it's still beer, you idiot!"

a whale of a ass 

Jordyn: hi, how are you.

Me: GYAT DAMN YOU GOT A WHALE OF A ASS!!

ass of a teacher 

That one teacher you have typically during middle school or high school who is a complete D bag
He what class do you have next?

Biology

What teacher ?

An ass of a teacher I don't know his name.

A boil on the ass of society 

Someone who is literally a pain in the ass. Not only to one or several people but to society as a whole.
"Stop with your complaining, you are quickly becoming a boil on the ass of society".

Rip a Bag of Ass 

Well, I was chatting with my friend Scuba7Hoods and I ripped a nasty fart. It sounded like someone had ripped open a loose flopping paper bag thus I coined the phrase and it caught on. I mean now the whole world likes to rip a bag of ass!
Goodespeler ripped a bag of ass this morning while he was bending over to tie his shoe.
Rip a Bag of Ass by J.M. April 15, 2004

a lot of ass 

a law of reform.
The Oireachtas brought forward a lot of ass.