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Used to describe a big haired scruffy person who gets very stroppy when things do not go his way.
E.G. A lecturer telling A Tomm that the work STILL is not correct despite A Tomm having amended it several times previously.

Also, in some small pockets of suburbia an alcoholic teenager with smelly hair
A Tomm by Bob Hughes June 27, 2007

Doing a Thommo 

1. To single-handedly consume an entire buffet intended for around 60-100 people.

2. The act of forwarding unverified news videos of questionable origin to a Whatsapp group chat, often accompanied by a poorly written caption
Hide the Scotch Eggs. Dave has already punched the bride in the face and now he's doing a Thommo.

A dirty Tommaso 

When you gift a sample of your fecal matter to a female partner for them to coat a sexual masturbation aide with such matter before sucking it clean.
Oh Chloe is into really kinky stuff in the bedroom, do you think she’ll let me give her a dirty Tommaso.

tomboy with a dick and no boobs 

Effectively a male with two x chromosomes.
Ritcherd strawmann - hey bro I wanna fuck a tomboy with a dick and no boobs, is that gay?
Gaven thinliyvailemioppuinun - biologically it's not gay, however in every other conceivable way it definitely is.
Ritcherd strawmann - k

Engage in a mild amount of tomfoolery

"me an the boys will engage in a mild amount of tomfoolery"
Stated seconds before kidnapping and murdering 5 children

a mild amount of tomfoolery 

,,we do a mild amount of tomfoolery‘‘ said before Himmler signed the papers for the Holocaust