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Used to describe a big haired scruffy person who gets very stroppy when things do not go his way.
E.G. A lecturer telling A Tomm that the work STILL is not correct despite A Tomm having amended it several times previously.

Also, in some small pockets of suburbia an alcoholic teenager with smelly hair
A Tomm by Bob Hughes June 27, 2007

Doing a Thommo 

1. To single-handedly consume an entire buffet intended for around 60-100 people.

2. The act of forwarding unverified news videos of questionable origin to a Whatsapp group chat, often accompanied by a poorly written caption
Hide the Scotch Eggs. Dave has already punched the bride in the face and now he's doing a Thommo.

A dirty Tommaso 

When you gift a sample of your fecal matter to a female partner for them to coat a sexual masturbation aide with such matter before sucking it clean.
Oh Chloe is into really kinky stuff in the bedroom, do you think she’ll let me give her a dirty Tommaso.

tomboy with a dick and no boobs 

Effectively a male with two x chromosomes.
Ritcherd strawmann - hey bro I wanna fuck a tomboy with a dick and no boobs, is that gay?
Gaven thinliyvailemioppuinun - biologically it's not gay, however in every other conceivable way it definitely is.
Ritcherd strawmann - k

Engage in a mild amount of tomfoolery

"me an the boys will engage in a mild amount of tomfoolery"
Stated seconds before kidnapping and murdering 5 children

a mild amount of tomfoolery 

,,we do a mild amount of tomfoolery‘‘ said before Himmler signed the papers for the Holocaust
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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