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Tapping off your friend, putting the least to for things, asking for money when you already have it.
Boy 1 - Can I lend £1
Boy 2 - No way, you're a Tommo
A Tommo by Azeem Rafiq December 14, 2009
Words you can keep
Used to describe a big haired scruffy person who gets very stroppy when things do not go his way.
E.G. A lecturer telling A Tomm that the work STILL is not correct despite A Tomm having amended it several times previously.

Also, in some small pockets of suburbia an alcoholic teenager with smelly hair
A Tomm by Bob Hughes June 27, 2007

Doing a Thommo 

1. To single-handedly consume an entire buffet intended for around 60-100 people.

2. The act of forwarding unverified news videos of questionable origin to a Whatsapp group chat, often accompanied by a poorly written caption
Hide the Scotch Eggs. Dave has already punched the bride in the face and now he's doing a Thommo.

A dirty Tommaso 

When you gift a sample of your fecal matter to a female partner for them to coat a sexual masturbation aide with such matter before sucking it clean.
Oh Chloe is into really kinky stuff in the bedroom, do you think she’ll let me give her a dirty Tommaso.

tomboy with a dick and no boobs 

Effectively a male with two x chromosomes.
Ritcherd strawmann - hey bro I wanna fuck a tomboy with a dick and no boobs, is that gay?
Gaven thinliyvailemioppuinun - biologically it's not gay, however in every other conceivable way it definitely is.
Ritcherd strawmann - k

Engage in a mild amount of tomfoolery

"me an the boys will engage in a mild amount of tomfoolery"
Stated seconds before kidnapping and murdering 5 children

a mild amount of tomfoolery 

,,we do a mild amount of tomfoolery‘‘ said before Himmler signed the papers for the Holocaust
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
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