The process of placing large items in a man’s butt. The objects are usually narrowed at each end, so the poop chute doesn’t slam shut. This process usually involves essential oils.
When the bromance goes too far. For instance kissing your friend or slapping the ass without pants on. Also touching ... without consent. A non - accidental dick brush, or really that whole area, can also be included.
When you tell your friends you will hang out, then proceed to cancel it with a terrible excuse no more than 30 minutes of the interaction.
Friend: "Hey bro do you want to go to the mall?"
Tanner:"Sure bro"
*30 minutes later*
Friend:"So you ready to go?"
Tanner:"Nah bro, I gotta stay home and watch animal kingdom"
Friend:"Quit Pullin' a Tanner."
Compliment: used by certain males to compliment or comment of a member of the opposite sex whom they are attracted to.
Background:
Originates from bets made by Melbourneian hisgh school students, seeing who would win the money by asking the said girl out, thus, shes worth winning a 'tenner' for.
1: Hey, She's worth a tenner, eh?
2: You're on man, earn it bro.
Sex act which will ultimately end in the saddest 21st birthday imaginable. 9 partners (or less) in a tent. May cause the tent to cut away from the inside so adhere to caution; do not indulge this fantasy if you happen to be travelling in a chilly climate.
'Shall we split a tangerine?'
'Oh...I am SOO going to split a tangerine tonight'
'Splitting a tangerine is a beautiful thing'
'The yeti enjoys splitting tangerines'
'Sharing is caring if a tangerine is involved *wink wink*'
when you want to “peg” some one and you need money at the same time so you peg ya for a tenner. However you could use more money like twenty or a fiver , that’s a bit cheap, or even if you’re feeling it £50
last night i pegged her for a tenner and it was GREAT
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.