A Ski 

A Chicago guy, likely sporting a mustache. Last name that ends with Ski is a bonus but not required.

"Yo, dat guy's a Ski."

A Ski by nathonion September 26, 2023

kick a ski 

to smoke a cigarette.
short for kicking back and smoking a buttski
obviously buttski came from brewski since cigarettes and beer go hand in hand. or 1 in each hand at the same time that is!

while sitting in a nonsmoking bar: "yo you wanna go kick a ski?"

kick a ski by PaulyM December 28, 2007

Holy jumping Jesus on a jet ski 

This shows shock or surprise to something that has just occurred.

Person 1: I bought you a Lamborghini

Person 2: HOLY JUMPING JESUS ON A JET SKI! I love you so much!

Holy jumping Jesus on a jet ski by celeste.doorknob March 30, 2015

tigers on a jet-ski 

Describing something so dangorous it was cool.

May also discribe something completely stupid or nonesenseical.

Also is connected to snakes on a plane.

Dudeman1: How was sky diving yeasterday?
Dudeman2: Like tigers on a jet-ski.

Law Student1: A cop gave me a ticket yesterday for no reason!
Law Student2: Why would he do that?
Law Student1: Well some guy stopped at a legal red light and I hit him going 80.
Law Student2: TIGERS ON A JET-SKI!

tigers on a jet-ski by Mr_Annomyous September 1, 2008

frog in a unicorn ski jacket 

An uncoftorble sex position involving toads

"Last night me and my boy friend did the frog in a unicorn ski jacket it was horrible "

frog in a unicorn ski jacket by "iron" man September 6, 2016

Jet ski on a mud bank

violent, earth shaking, paint-peeling, projectile diarrhea

I had Indian food at lunch today, and spent the rest of the afternoon in the handicapped stall like a jet ski on a mud bank!

Jet ski on a mud bank by southern slang June 7, 2011

a skits mission 

A phrase used when you are about to do something cool, dangerous or hard

Oi look mate, I'm on a skits mission!

a skits mission by rymaxam October 26, 2017