A Roben 

someone who searches for the dick, if not found becomes moody and distressed.

Oh my lord guys, my fella Stephen is not giving dick. I'm so pissed off and a Roben.

A Roben by A Roben September 21, 2016

Fall apart like a Robert Hall suit 

To come unglued, to meltdown, to panic and not know what to do, to become alarmed and do nothing or do the wrong thing.

According to local stories, a gentleman named Robert Hall tailored suits of dubious quality that came apart at the seams in very short order.

Synonym Phrase: The wheels fell off

After leading the league for most of the season, the Phillies will probably fall apart like a Robert Hall suit and finish in last place.

Fall apart like a Robert Hall suit by Stainless Steel Cat May 8, 2008

pulling a robert 

when your playing a video game, and run off a cliff for no consernable reason.

guy 1: i see someone to the left.

guy 2: ah, dont mind him, he keeps pulling a robert, focus on the other dudes

pulling a robert by U.R.Mom December 3, 2010

being a "Robert" 

being a "Robert" refers to someone who constantly uses the same moves in a video game and/or camps. More specifically in multiplayer games. This "Robert" will constantly button-mash the same button or camp in the same area and then refer to his/herself as a "good player". He/she will defend themselves swearing it isn't cheating and is very fair.

Dude,quit being a "Robert" and stop pressing the square button!

being a "Robert" by Robert Rafael Garcia Dominguez April 18, 2010

Pulling a Robert 

Pulling a Robert is when you are depressed and you post on multiple social networking sites that you're gonna kill yourself but you actually aren't and you are just looking for attention attention whore if you will

Bob on twitter : I should go kill myself

Jim: what's wrong?

Bob: oh nothing, I just want attention, no one ever listens to me

Jim: Oh! So you're pulling a Robert?

Pulling a Robert by Hmenrak August 20, 2013

Doing A Robert

the act of 'doing a robert' consists of either having an irrational fear of bananas, being too scared to do simple rudimentary instructions or having a very small penis.

'ere look at him'
'I know right?'
'why is he running from a banana?'
'ah, he must be doing a robert!'

Doing A Robert by Kai Girthy December 2, 2022

A Daily Robert 

The act of taking a piss or going to the bathroom in any form at the same time daily; preferably between 12:00 PM - 1:00 PM.

"Dude where are you going?"
"I'll be right back I just have to take A Daily Robert."
"Ah, okay."

A Daily Robert by 122344a March 6, 2013