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Fall apart like a Robert Hall suit
To come unglued, to meltdown, to panic and not know what to do, to become alarmed and do nothing or do the wrong thing.
According to local stories, a gentleman named Robert Hall tailored suits of dubious quality that came apart at the seams in very short order.
Synonym Phrase: The wheels fell off
According to local stories, a gentleman named Robert Hall tailored suits of dubious quality that came apart at the seams in very short order.
Synonym Phrase: The wheels fell off
After leading the league for most of the season, the Phillies will probably fall apart like a Robert Hall suit and finish in last place.
Fall apart like a Robert Hall suit by Stainless Steel Cat May 8, 2008
pulling a robert
guy 1: i see someone to the left.
guy 2: ah, dont mind him, he keeps pulling a robert, focus on the other dudes
guy 2: ah, dont mind him, he keeps pulling a robert, focus on the other dudes
pulling a robert by U.R.Mom December 3, 2010
being a "Robert"
being a "Robert" refers to someone who constantly uses the same moves in a video game and/or camps. More specifically in multiplayer games. This "Robert" will constantly button-mash the same button or camp in the same area and then refer to his/herself as a "good player". He/she will defend themselves swearing it isn't cheating and is very fair.
being a "Robert" by Robert Rafael Garcia Dominguez April 18, 2010
Pulling a Robert
Pulling a Robert is when you are depressed and you post on multiple social networking sites that you're gonna kill yourself but you actually aren't and you are just looking for attention attention whore if you will
Bob on twitter : I should go kill myself
Jim: what's wrong?
Bob: oh nothing, I just want attention, no one ever listens to me
Jim: Oh! So you're pulling a Robert?
Jim: what's wrong?
Bob: oh nothing, I just want attention, no one ever listens to me
Jim: Oh! So you're pulling a Robert?
Pulling a Robert by Hmenrak August 20, 2013
Doing A Robert
the act of 'doing a robert' consists of either having an irrational fear of bananas, being too scared to do simple rudimentary instructions or having a very small penis.
'ere look at him'
'I know right?'
'why is he running from a banana?'
'ah, he must be doing a robert!'
'I know right?'
'why is he running from a banana?'
'ah, he must be doing a robert!'
Doing A Robert by Kai Girthy December 2, 2022
A Daily Robert
The act of taking a piss or going to the bathroom in any form at the same time daily; preferably between 12:00 PM - 1:00 PM.
A Daily Robert by 122344a March 6, 2013
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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Slop Grenade
When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
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