2 definitions by U.R.Mom
The greatest sex move known to mankind. It is said that even Chuck Norris cant handle the delicate procedure of the moist sandwich. Requires a live cobra, a temperpedic, a cow prod, several feet of rope, and a tub of elephant semen.
Jeff: hey, why's Bob walking like that?
Jim: he tried doing a moist sandwich, and got his penis cut off.....
Jeff:....ouch....
Jim: he tried doing a moist sandwich, and got his penis cut off.....
Jeff:....ouch....
by U.R.Mom April 01, 2011
guy 1: i see someone to the left.
guy 2: ah, dont mind him, he keeps pulling a robert, focus on the other dudes
guy 2: ah, dont mind him, he keeps pulling a robert, focus on the other dudes
by U.R.Mom December 01, 2010
