2 definitions by U.R.Mom
guy 1: i see someone to the left.
guy 2: ah, dont mind him, he keeps pulling a robert, focus on the other dudes
guy 2: ah, dont mind him, he keeps pulling a robert, focus on the other dudes
by U.R.Mom December 2, 2010
The greatest sex move known to mankind. It is said that even Chuck Norris cant handle the delicate procedure of the moist sandwich. Requires a live cobra, a temperpedic, a cow prod, several feet of rope, and a tub of elephant semen.
Jeff: hey, why's Bob walking like that?
Jim: he tried doing a moist sandwich, and got his penis cut off.....
Jeff:....ouch....
Jim: he tried doing a moist sandwich, and got his penis cut off.....
Jeff:....ouch....
by U.R.Mom April 2, 2011