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a Kelly Night
a Kelly night usually involves the disappearance of clothes- whether it be due to a challenge, a strip ps3 or sport game, or just the annoyance of clothes. It also involves a ridiculous amount of fast food, and of course a ton of alcohol.
"So we ended up playing strip tiger woods and then I woke up naked, with evidence that I ate TWO whataburgers, fries, and a honey butter bisquit spent over 15 dollars.... I had a Kelly Night."
a Kelly Night by DELA0404 October 23, 2011
Pull a Kelly
To suddenly, and with seemingly no cause, spill one's shit all over the place. Those who "Pull Kelly's" are often repeat offenders, and cannot be trusted to carry or otherwise posses plates of food, bowls of soup, glasses, mugs, any other similar containers, or basically anything that would be really inconvenient to clean.
Pull a Kelly by pcm28 July 4, 2012
pulled a kelly
10:02 new text
wanna watch rambo with me?
(no response)
10:12
fwd: wanna watch rambo with me?
-that hoe just pulled a kelly.
wanna watch rambo with me?
(no response)
10:12
fwd: wanna watch rambo with me?
-that hoe just pulled a kelly.
pulled a kelly by megan marie girrr February 25, 2009
pulling a kelly
generally said to someone when they do something really stupid like turn a corner doing 40 swerve to miss a car and in turn hit a tree which ends up hitting a house. (to be noted she did not get hurt which is why its funny)
pulling a kelly by cheezhead October 6, 2008
pulling a kelly
1.giving head to a kid before even hooking up with him after cracking jokes about getting on her knees.
2. hooking up with a 5th grader to get a glow necklace.
2. hooking up with a 5th grader to get a glow necklace.
person 1:where did she go?
person 2: idk shes in the woods with some kid. i think shes pulling a kelly.
person 1:oh god.
person 2: idk shes in the woods with some kid. i think shes pulling a kelly.
person 1:oh god.
pulling a kelly by dontworryaboutittt October 27, 2008
Pulling a Kelly
Becoming delusional, psychotic and making up absurd stories about people you know. Pulling a Kelly may result in arrest or commitment to a psychiatric facility as well as losing most of your friends.
Pulling a Kelly by Bonita Sales January 12, 2012
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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