Usually, an unfriendly, greasy, ugly, fat, poser who owns a $5000 pickup
truck and an unreliable, $30,000 2000cc cruiser to be revved at 7000 RPM in 25 MPH zones with a tatted-up "Lot
Lizard" on the back. This individual is often of low intelligence, has more
tattoo's than
teeth and has some sort of superiority complex where they believe that buying 900 lbs of overpriced, poorly performing
junk that is made in
Taiwan and assembled in America allows them to snub any other biker on the road regardless of their skill and experience. They think they own the road and are higher on the totem pole than
18-wheelers. But, their lack of a helmet means they fail the Darwin test and
rank lower on the evolutionary scale than effeminate pansies riding 50cc scooters. While cruising around town, they usually wear vests with patches on them from rallies attended and think that means something. They look more like the imposters that steal military valor, than the war heroes they plagiarize.
Like with Apple computers, the brand is permanently shit-stained by the self-entitled tools that use them.
