a chicken 

1 gram of weed

"Hey man, where can I get a chicken?"

a chicken by Nana bananas July 27, 2014

A chicken for every pot to piss in 

Although a seemingly harmless and fun mash-up of two phrases (Herbert Hoover's campaign promise of prosperity "A chicken in every pot" and it's counterpart phrase, "He/she doesn't have a pot to piss in" meaning the poor bastard/bastardette is beyond broke), this phrase actually refers to those who will put a chicken in a pot for no good reason other than to urinate on the postmortem bird (sometimes referred to as "Chissing").

In a perfect world, Pierre Michel would have a chicken for every pot to piss in just so he wouldn't be alone in his deviance working the graveyard shift at the chicken restaurant.

A chicken for every pot to piss in by The Somnambulist & Fast Reggie December 15, 2013

Sir Dicks Up In A Chicken-A-whole Bunch 

Twisted Rapper - "Sir Dicks Up In A Chicken A whole Bunch"- envied the Seattle based rapper "Sir Mix-A-Lot " so much that he tried to market himself using a clever twist (on the Sir Mix-A-Lot name) based solely on his favorite activity.....(stuffing his "Dick up in chicken a hole bunch...)

OH NO... That "Sir Dicks Up In A Chicken-A-whole Bunch" just got a job at the local Chicken & Waffle joint.....Dang!!...Guess I'll just have the waffles....

Sir Dicks Up In A Chicken-A-whole Bunch by Pete Negwaski! December 5, 2012

cool like a chicken 

A phrase that perfectly describes someone or something that is hip,cool, awesome,the shit,the bomb or the kat's meow!!

" Wow, that man is cool like a chicken"

"That girl over there looking cool like a chicken"
"Rolled up on my homies lookin cool like a chicken"
"Bro you looking cool like a chicken"

cool like a chicken by Mcdondoodleson February 3, 2019

Ain't No Thang But A Chicken Wang

An alternative to saying "you're welcome" or "no problem."

"Hey man, thanks for helping me bury that body"
"Ain't no thang but a chicken wang"

Ain't No Thang But A Chicken Wang by Mrminibagel December 31, 2014

7$ and a chicken biscuit

The gold-standard cost of an average blowjob.

"Timothy gave Gerald some incredible fellatio, and was paid 7$ and a chicken biscuit.

7$ and a chicken biscuit by Field Brerb October 16, 2019

go... fetch a chicken 

An expression taken from Angelica Houston in Ever After. Used when there is nothing else to be said or done.

Peter: Hm... so what else should I do?
David: Go... fetch a chicken.

go... fetch a chicken by isignedthewrongname July 19, 2010