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A Beat is a public toilet or public restroom where gay men congregate to pay homage to Priapus. Please see cock worshipper and George Michael.

A Beat is the Gentleman's toilet or lavatory where George Michael displays his sexual talent as an alfresco cruising artist bent over a urinal. Visual material of beats can be seen and heard on George Michael's single, "Outside", where George plays up his arrest for engaging in a lewd act in a notorious public restroom at a Beverly Hill's city park.

Beats are public toilets where heterosexual policeman who are in fact confused homosexuals go to live out their sexual fantasies, or at least get close enough for a taste of them.

A dirty beat has been satirized as Courtney Loves mouth.
"I saw this Big Greek Dick sticking out of the bushes on the 'Hampstead Heath' in the U.K!" "I could have sworn it was George Michael's."

"I've seen beats in third world countries that are cleaner than Courtney Love's mouth!"

Jason was sick of going to all the beats in Melbourne, so he decided he would bring them to his house by graffiti'ing his name and mobile number up on the urinal wall. See beatslut and A Beat.
A Beat by The Moody Poet February 2, 2007
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Noun/Verb.

A term for masturbation.

sounds better than "A wank"

Comes from the "bate" in masturbate
Example 1)
Dylan: "bro I cant wait to get home"
Jarrod: "yeah, only so you can have a beat"

Example 2)
"Bro I had a mean beat last night"

a beat of meat 

a singular stroke of the kum kazoo, merely a tantalising primer
“it was only a beat of meat”
a beat of meat by rasta badmon January 23, 2025

Take a beat

Stop for a moment to relax; pause and think about what you are doing
The Vampire Diaries - Alarick to Damon: "You need to take a beat with Eleana."
Take a beat by Ian Conversation February 23, 2012

Catch A Beat 

Basically another way of saying beat-off, jack-off. Another synonym of masturbate
Kyle: Hey bro, do you wanna chill tonight?
Joel: Nah, I don't feel like it. I think I'm just gonna stay home and Catch A Beat
Catch A Beat by Sandy Brofax October 19, 2010

sneak-a-beat 

When you think your buddys gone so you try to get a quick beat off, but they suddenly bust in on you while your tryin to whack it and you try to act like your sleepin, like nothin was goin on.
I left the house only to return to catch bakers ass tryin to sneak-a-beat to some soft core porn on showtime.
sneak-a-beat by jimmy haynes March 1, 2009

throw a beat 

To Masturbate, jerk off, milkin the 1 eyed snake
See you later guys im going to go throw a beat.
throw a beat by Chris smith November 27, 2003
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A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

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A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
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