3 definitions by jimmy haynes

When you think your buddys gone so you try to get a quick beat off, but they suddenly bust in on you while your tryin to whack it and you try to act like your sleepin, like nothin was goin on.
I left the house only to return to catch bakers ass tryin to sneak-a-beat to some soft core porn on showtime.
by jimmy haynes March 1, 2009
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In front of a crowd, ask if they have ever seen the donkey dance, when they say no, let them know you will show them, turn around drop pants and underwear spread legs accordingly, then proceed to swing testies and dick back and forth smackin your ass, while hee-haaw-ing!!
nathan's ol gay ass did the donkey dance on us last night!
by jimmy haynes January 31, 2008
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to ask a group of buddies if they have ever seen cat brains, when answered with a no proceed to whip out sack and say look, when they turn around yell cat brains!

southern version of the sack attack!
carl: hey guys ever seen some cat brains?

guys: Hell no, thats sick!

Carl: look, (pause) Cat brains bitches!!!
by jimmy haynes January 31, 2008
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