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(noun) A large shit, that when shat, feels like you are passing a 9-ball from your ass. A 9-ball takes an extraordinary amount of force to pass.

Common injuries that occur from dropping a 9-ball include but are not limited to: sphincter tears, busted blood vessels in the eyes, hernias, bloody nose, and in rare cases death.
GUY 1: "Hey man, where've ya been? Your wings are cold."

GUY 2: "I had to drop a 9-ball!"

GUY 1: "Well that explains the limp and the blood."
9-ball by Samir Nagheenanajar August 23, 2006
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A type of pool played with nine balls in a diamond configuration. The point of the game is to get all nine in the pockets in numerical order.
Nine ball pool can be seen at 2 o'clock am on ESPN 2.
9 ball by TheMute1 July 27, 2004
Someone who continually carry’s on like a fuckwit regardless of how many times they are told to wrap it up.
Did you see the way bones acted last night? That guy is the ultimate 9 ball
9 ball by Gecko lizard February 11, 2019
Sent a 9 ball spining his way
9 ball by King November 17, 2003
Coqui 900.. its a 40 ounce, that trys to be like st ides, not very good, but it gets the job done
i can always use another 9 ball
9 ball by Big Robert March 6, 2005
A glass pipe used for smoking methamphetamine. It has a stem with a hollow bowl at end and a carb. Typically sold in Punjabi stores and smoke shops with silk roses inside. Also referred to as glass roses wax vape glass dick dope pipe. Not to be confused with a crack pipe that is typically made out of a broken car antenna and a chore boy
Hey man can you swing by the smoke shop on the way home and pick up a fresh 9 ball?
9 ball by Trap-princess1368 October 26, 2015

Asterisk 9 ball game 

New additional rules for 9 ball..

* winning with ball in hand.

-* making a high quality shot you made 50%

** making 9 ball with que ball not on intention

-** making a higher quality shot you made 15%

*** making 9 ball with double kiss

-*** making a 2 ball combination on the 9 ball

****making 9 ball with 2 ball hit not on intention

-**** making a 3 ball combination on the 9 ball

***** making 9 ball with 3 ball hit not on intention

-***** making a 4 ball combination on the 9 ball.
This is my Asterisk 9 ball game rules. Have fun with them.
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"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
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