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69 ing for an older couple. A non-sexual mutually beneficial activity between a sexually active couple, primarily after doing an activity the couple used to be able to do.

After going to a trampoline park with my wife she said, "I'll put bengay on your knee of you massage my ankle. It's called 65ing."

65ing by Too-mas April 22, 2018

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69ing yourself

The act of oral stimulation to oneself. Preferably in the shower.
Also called 34.5ing yourself

Timo: Daan, why are you so late today, we’re you 69ing yourself again?
Daan: Exactly, I was 69ing myself in the shower and got stuck!

69ing yourself by TryNotToCome January 23, 2021

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69ing Chipmunks

The sexual act of two gay men who 69 by putting balls in their mouths instead of dicks. When seen from the side this position resembles two chipmunks 69ing with cheeks full of nuts. These nuts will keep them happy over a long winter.

Mentioned in South Park s15e01 as Kyle's email address

I don't know but he mentioned something about 69ing Chipmunks.

69ing Chipmunks by Bdamn May 22, 2011

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69ing with the Devil

A term used when someone crosses the line between human decency and evil ass-fuckery. Basically the biggest, smelliest, bloodiest, douchiest move you could ever think of doing.

People who 69 with the Devil:
Fred Phelps
Adolf Hitler

Osama Bin'Laden

Guy 1) Hey, look it's Jerry the vegetarian, you know what we should do?

Guy 2) No, what?

Guy 1) Okay, you tackle him, and I'll shove meat down his throat.

Guy 2) Why the fuck would we do that. It's straight 69ing with the Devil!

*Kicks guy 1 in the balls*

69ing with the Devil by Suibu March 29, 2010

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68ing

The speed limit of sex. Once you hit 69 you have to turn around.

Ellie: George and I might not feel comfortable with oral. But we are always 68ing!

68ing by LailaJane January 4, 2014

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69ing

The act of having simultanious oral sex. a 69 can be when 2 males suck each other, when 2 females eat eachother, or when a man and a woman suck AND eat eachother.

My mom always told me not to talk when I had my mouth full, so when I am 69ing, I just sit back and relax.

69ing by uni4evr April 30, 2006

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69ing

what i did to your mom last night

i was 69ing your mom

69ing by Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin May 11, 2022

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Striver

The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.

Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh

Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009

Word of the Day on August 15, 2026

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SkyPesos

Delta SkyMiles, also known as SkyPesos, is the frequent flyer program of Delta Airlines. It has a very poor value and hard to use.

- I'm trying to book an award flight to Paris, but I only have 70,000 SkyPesos
- Just forget about it, you don't have enough SkyPesos to fly anywhere.

SkyPesos by 404_name_not_found December 6, 2018

Word of the Day on August 14, 2026

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Quiche Peanemis

Quirky niche peak cinema analysis
It describes the analysis of a media piece which is quirky and niche, yet peak.

Give me the quiche peanemis on the movie I missed.

Quiche Peanemis by Mushroom2241 June 17, 2026

Word of the Day on August 13, 2026

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Hate Draft

1. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sports draft to spite or anger one or more of your opponents because they had intended to select him/her.

2. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sport draft to put one or more of your opponents at a strategic disadvantage.

1. Billy hate drafted Chad OchoCinco because he knew Sam had wanted him since he is from Cincinnati. Billy already had plenty of players to fill that position but wanted to make sure Sam didn't get him.

2. Billy hate drafted Peyton Manning because he was the only good quarterback left and he knew Sam had been planning on drafting him.

Hate Draft by pffler September 1, 2009

Word of the Day on August 12, 2026

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jalopy

A shitty car

"I can pull James Bond stunts in a jalopy."

jalopy by watson November 20, 2002

Word of the Day on August 11, 2026

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Utility beer

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.

Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.

Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022

Word of the Day on August 10, 2026

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