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The speed limit of sex. Once you hit 69 you have to turn around.
Ellie: George and I might not feel comfortable with oral. But we are always 68ing!
68ing by LailaJane January 4, 2014
Words you can keep
When to people are preforming oral sex on each other during time of recession often caused by a weak economy
Emma-Everyone now a days is affected by the recession.

Sally-yeah ,how so?

Emma-last night Jonah and I were only 68ing
68ing by maxwellmurder January 9, 2010
68ing is the same thing as 69ing except one of the partners is fat
i was 68ing with lauren until she stopped for a food break
68ing by aequitasMOFO1 October 8, 2008

69ing yourself 

The act of oral stimulation to oneself. Preferably in the shower.
Also called 34.5ing yourself
Timo: Daan, why are you so late today, we’re you 69ing yourself again?
Daan: Exactly, I was 69ing myself in the shower and got stuck!
69ing yourself by TryNotToCome January 23, 2021

69ing Chipmunks 

The sexual act of two gay men who 69 by putting balls in their mouths instead of dicks. When seen from the side this position resembles two chipmunks 69ing with cheeks full of nuts. These nuts will keep them happy over a long winter.

Mentioned in South Park s15e01 as Kyle's email address
I don't know but he mentioned something about 69ing Chipmunks.
69ing Chipmunks by Bdamn May 22, 2011

69ing with the Devil 

A term used when someone crosses the line between human decency and evil ass-fuckery. Basically the biggest, smelliest, bloodiest, douchiest move you could ever think of doing.

People who 69 with the Devil:
Fred Phelps
Adolf Hitler

Osama Bin'Laden
Guy 1) Hey, look it's Jerry the vegetarian, you know what we should do?

Guy 2) No, what?

Guy 1) Okay, you tackle him, and I'll shove meat down his throat.

Guy 2) Why the fuck would we do that. It's straight 69ing with the Devil!

*Kicks guy 1 in the balls*
69ing with the Devil by Suibu March 29, 2010
The act of having simultanious oral sex. a 69 can be when 2 males suck each other, when 2 females eat eachother, or when a man and a woman suck AND eat eachother.
My mom always told me not to talk when I had my mouth full, so when I am 69ing, I just sit back and relax.
69ing by uni4evr April 30, 2006
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026

Shakira Law 

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
Word of the Day on August 21, 2026
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