68ing

The speed limit of sex. Once you hit 69 you have to turn around.

Ellie: George and I might not feel comfortable with oral. But we are always 68ing!

by LailaJane January 4, 2014

68ing

When to people are preforming oral sex on each other during time of recession often caused by a weak economy

Emma-Everyone now a days is affected by the recession.

Sally-yeah ,how so?

Emma-last night Jonah and I were only 68ing

by maxwellmurder January 9, 2010

68ing

68ing is the same thing as 69ing except one of the partners is fat

i was 68ing with lauren until she stopped for a food break

by aequitasMOFO1 October 8, 2008

69ing yourself

The act of oral stimulation to oneself. Preferably in the shower.
Also called 34.5ing yourself

Timo: Daan, why are you so late today, we’re you 69ing yourself again?
Daan: Exactly, I was 69ing myself in the shower and got stuck!

by TryNotToCome January 23, 2021

69ing Chipmunks

The sexual act of two gay men who 69 by putting balls in their mouths instead of dicks. When seen from the side this position resembles two chipmunks 69ing with cheeks full of nuts. These nuts will keep them happy over a long winter.

Mentioned in South Park s15e01 as Kyle's email address

I don't know but he mentioned something about 69ing Chipmunks.

by Bdamn May 22, 2011

69ing with the Devil

A term used when someone crosses the line between human decency and evil ass-fuckery. Basically the biggest, smelliest, bloodiest, douchiest move you could ever think of doing.

People who 69 with the Devil:
Fred Phelps
Adolf Hitler

Osama Bin'Laden

Guy 1) Hey, look it's Jerry the vegetarian, you know what we should do?

Guy 2) No, what?

Guy 1) Okay, you tackle him, and I'll shove meat down his throat.

Guy 2) Why the fuck would we do that. It's straight 69ing with the Devil!

*Kicks guy 1 in the balls*

by Suibu March 29, 2010

69ing

The act of having simultanious oral sex. a 69 can be when 2 males suck each other, when 2 females eat eachother, or when a man and a woman suck AND eat eachother.

My mom always told me not to talk when I had my mouth full, so when I am 69ing, I just sit back and relax.

by uni4evr April 30, 2006