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When to people are preforming oral sex on each other during time of recession often caused by a weak economy
Emma-Everyone now a days is affected by the recession.

Sally-yeah ,how so?

Emma-last night Jonah and I were only 68ing
68ing by maxwellmurder January 9, 2010
68ing is the same thing as 69ing except one of the partners is fat
i was 68ing with lauren until she stopped for a food break
68ing by aequitasMOFO1 October 8, 2008

69ing yourself 

The act of oral stimulation to oneself. Preferably in the shower.
Also called 34.5ing yourself
Timo: Daan, why are you so late today, we’re you 69ing yourself again?
Daan: Exactly, I was 69ing myself in the shower and got stuck!
69ing yourself by TryNotToCome January 23, 2021

69ing Chipmunks 

The sexual act of two gay men who 69 by putting balls in their mouths instead of dicks. When seen from the side this position resembles two chipmunks 69ing with cheeks full of nuts. These nuts will keep them happy over a long winter.

Mentioned in South Park s15e01 as Kyle's email address
I don't know but he mentioned something about 69ing Chipmunks.
69ing Chipmunks by Bdamn May 22, 2011

69ing with the Devil 

A term used when someone crosses the line between human decency and evil ass-fuckery. Basically the biggest, smelliest, bloodiest, douchiest move you could ever think of doing.

People who 69 with the Devil:
Fred Phelps
Adolf Hitler

Osama Bin'Laden
Guy 1) Hey, look it's Jerry the vegetarian, you know what we should do?

Guy 2) No, what?

Guy 1) Okay, you tackle him, and I'll shove meat down his throat.

Guy 2) Why the fuck would we do that. It's straight 69ing with the Devil!

*Kicks guy 1 in the balls*
69ing with the Devil by Suibu March 29, 2010
The act of having simultanious oral sex. a 69 can be when 2 males suck each other, when 2 females eat eachother, or when a man and a woman suck AND eat eachother.
My mom always told me not to talk when I had my mouth full, so when I am 69ing, I just sit back and relax.
69ing by uni4evr April 30, 2006
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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