The alternative to artificial lubricant (eg. KY). Performed when foreplay is bypassed to get into the "good stuff" without causing undo friction.
Please take me to a grease monkey, cuz I like to get lubed up before I get FUCKED! Huh! Some lube would be nice... or at least a Courtesy Lick
by Bdamn June 01, 2011
Get the Courtesy Lick mug.The initial reaction of most virgins to penetration. With a grimace and muffled gasp, the virgin in question shoots out an arm towards the chest or face in true Football fashion. Unintentional injuries may result from such violent actions.
"What the fuck happened to your nose?"
" I was going for her V-Card and got just the tip in before she busted my face up with a Virgin Stiff Arm
" I was going for her V-Card and got just the tip in before she busted my face up with a Virgin Stiff Arm
by Bdamn February 25, 2011
Get the Virgin Stiff Arm mug.A reportedly impossible aerial maneuver performed by Maverick in Top-Gun... but really refers to getting deepthroated while standing at the edge of a bed by a girl on her back with her head hanging over the edge.
To perform perfectly one must also flip her the bird.
WARNING! A mysterious Dolphin Cry may be heard. Do not fear. No dolphins are harmed in the act.
To perform perfectly one must also flip her the bird.
WARNING! A mysterious Dolphin Cry may be heard. Do not fear. No dolphins are harmed in the act.
Russian Dude: "Why did you inverted flyby my sister!?"
Offender: "I was communicating. Keeping up foreign relations. You know, giving her the bird."
Offender: "I was communicating. Keeping up foreign relations. You know, giving her the bird."
by Bdamn December 03, 2010
Get the Inverted Flyby mug.The act of receiving a hand-job from start to glorious finish. So named because any self respecting person has not had one of these since grade 6.
As seen in South Park s14e14 "Crème Fraiche"
As seen in South Park s14e14 "Crème Fraiche"
Keep your man happy. When things are going bad, there is nothing like an old fashioned to ease his stress
by Bdamn November 22, 2010
Get the Old Fashioned mug.A whitewashed Asian drug dealer used as a middleman between the Triads and preppy white boys. Often has an Americanized name. Very Expendable.
"Why don't the Asian kids ever come by to blaze with us?"
"Too much heat man. That's why they send Tony the Cosmikaze"
"Too much heat man. That's why they send Tony the Cosmikaze"
by Bdamn August 23, 2011
Get the Cosmikaze mug.The sexual act of two gay men who 69 by putting balls in their mouths instead of dicks. When seen from the side this position resembles two chipmunks 69ing with cheeks full of nuts. These nuts will keep them happy over a long winter.
Mentioned in South Park s15e01 as Kyle's email address
Mentioned in South Park s15e01 as Kyle's email address
by Bdamn May 22, 2011
Get the 69ing Chipmunks mug.Relocating human ejaculate from the receiving party to another... possibly the originator, called Snow Balling.
See also Cum Swapping
See also Cum Swapping
The only thing better than a Cream Pie is seeing your girlfriends best friend Batch Harvest from her ass
by Bdamn December 19, 2010
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