500sw 

A pistol caliber created by smith and wesson in 2004 and revealed at the world debut show. It is by today, the most powerful handgun cartridge with a muzzle energy of over 2,600 ft/lb, which is 8 times energy more than a 9mil. More of a hunting revolver then a self defense piece, but if u wana pack a punch, get ur 500 smith and wesson revolver today. Blow someones head, chest and abdomen off. yeeeeeeaw.

where did that 6'4 nigger go?
popped him with my 12 inch 500sw

500sw by James Hemma January 26, 2007

500sw 

A pistol caliber created by smith and wesson in 2004 and revealed at the world debut show. It is by today, the most powerful handgun cartridge with a muzzle energy of over 2,600 ft/lb, which is 8 times energy more than a 9mil. More of a hunting revolver then a self defense piece, but if u wana pack a punch, get ur 500 smith and wesson revolver today. Blow someones head, chest and abdomen off. yeeeeeeaw.

where did that 6'4 nigger go?
popped him with my 12 inch 500sw

500sw by James Hemma December 9, 2008

500s 

1. Breast implants, filled with 500 mL (cc) of saline or gel
2. Big boobs.
3. Headlights.
4. Knockers.
5. Big Impressive Tits.

Shirline's 500s walked into the room a full second before she did.

500s by William Dean A. Garner September 11, 2003

Laser Igniter 500W

A 500-watt laser device representing the pinnacle of the "Igniter" concept—powerful enough for serious industrial work while still being conceptually an "igniter" of reactions rather than a brute-force "machine." At 500W, lasers cut through 6mm steel, 3mm stainless steel, and thick aluminum with appropriate assist gases. This power level demands full industrial infrastructure and trained operators. The 500W Igniter is often found in job shops and manufacturing facilities that need laser capability but don't require the extreme power of multi-kilowatt systems. It represents the point where laser technology becomes essential to modern manufacturing rather than merely helpful.

Example: "The job shop's Laser Igniter 500W ran three shifts a day, cutting parts for everything from agricultural equipment to medical devices. It was the most profitable tool on the floor."

Laser Igniter 500W by Abzugal Nammugal Enkigal March 15, 2026

Laser Machine 5000W

A 5000-watt (5kW) integrated laser system representing high-power industrial cutting capability. At 5kW, lasers cut through 40mm steel, 20mm stainless steel, and 30mm aluminum efficiently, handling even the thickest common fabrication materials. The 5kW Machine requires substantial infrastructure: high-capacity power supplies, extensive cooling systems, and often automated material handling. It's found in heavy industry, large-scale manufacturing, and specialized fabrication facilities. At this power level, laser cutting replaces traditional methods for almost all metal cutting applications, offering unmatched speed, precision, and edge quality.

Example: "The heavy equipment manufacturer's Laser Machine 5000W cut through 40mm steel plate like butter. Parts that used to take hours with plasma now took minutes with perfect edges."

Laser Machine 5000W by Abzugal Nammugal Enkigal March 15, 2026

Energy Directed Igniter 500W

A 500-watt directed-energy device representing the half-kilowatt threshold—a significant milestone in energy weapons. At 500W, you're cutting through 15mm steel, generating beam temperatures exceeding 10,000°C, and producing effects that blur the line between "weapon" and "force of nature." The device requires industrial-grade power and cooling, making it a permanent installation on ships, bases, or heavy vehicles. In the world of directed-energy, 500W is considered the baseline for "strategic" systems—capable of engaging hardened targets and serving as a credible deterrent.

Energy Directed Igniter 500W Example: "The 500W Energy Directed Igniter was installed in a shipping container. The official purpose was 'atmospheric research.' The fact that it had a targeting radar and a cooling system designed for continuous operation suggested otherwise."

Energy Directed Igniter 500W by Abzugal March 20, 2026

Particle Beam Igniter 500W

A 500-watt particle beam device representing the half-kilowatt threshold—a significant milestone in directed-energy development. At 500W, the beam can cut through 15mm steel, generate plasma channels in air, and produce secondary radiation effects that require extensive shielding. The device requires industrial-grade power and cooling, making it a permanent installation on ships, bases, or heavy vehicles. In the world of directed-energy, 500W is considered the baseline for "strategic" systems—capable of engaging hardened targets, destroying supersonic missiles, and serving as a credible deterrent. The beam is silent, invisible, and devastating.

Particle Beam Igniter 500W *Example: "The 500W particle beam igniter was installed on a naval destroyer. The official purpose was 'self-defense.' The unofficial purpose was to end any threat before it could begin. The beam fired once in testing. No one who saw it ever forgot."*

Particle Beam Igniter 500W by Abzugal March 20, 2026