500s 

1. Breast implants, filled with 500 mL (cc) of saline or gel
2. Big boobs.
3. Headlights.
4. Knockers.
5. Big Impressive Tits.

Shirline's 500s walked into the room a full second before she did.

500s by William Dean A. Garner September 11, 2003

MODEL 500 S&W MAGNUM REVOLVER 

The most powerful handgun in the world undisputedly, it bends the .44 magnum over a bathtub and rapes it. With its 8-3/8-in. barrel, the overall length of the Model 500 is 15 in. and the empty weight is 4.5 pounds. The cylinder alone is almost 2 in. in diameter and approaches 2.25 in. in length. Thumb the cylinder open and five charge holes await. Each is 1/2 in. in diameter, and the .50-cal. cartridges they hold are almost 2 in. long. Load five of them and the total weight of the handgun climbs to 5 pounds.The .44 mag reaches at max 1900ft. The model 500 reaches up to 2600ft.

Dirty Harry: Ah-ah, I know what you're thinking punk. You're thinking did he fire six shots or only five? And to tell you the truth I've forgotten myself in all this excitement. But being this is a .44 Magnum - the most powerful hand gun in the world

Dying man: Actulay the most powerful handgun in the world is the model 500 smith and wesson magnum revolver.

Hirty Harry: You bastard.

MODEL 500 S&W MAGNUM REVOLVER by Da Money March 17, 2005

500sw 

A pistol caliber created by smith and wesson in 2004 and revealed at the world debut show. It is by today, the most powerful handgun cartridge with a muzzle energy of over 2,600 ft/lb, which is 8 times energy more than a 9mil. More of a hunting revolver then a self defense piece, but if u wana pack a punch, get ur 500 smith and wesson revolver today. Blow someones head, chest and abdomen off. yeeeeeeaw.

where did that 6'4 nigger go?
popped him with my 12 inch 500sw

500sw by James Hemma January 26, 2007

MODEL 500 S&W MAGNUM REVOLVER 

The most powerful handgun in the world.

Combat simulation: A skirmish in a hallway between 2 men. Person 1 has a Glock 9mm with a 17 round clip. Person 2 has a MODEL 500 S&W MAGNUM REVOLVER . The problem is, Person 2 only has one bullet, no big deal.

So Person 1 begins shooting at Person 2 down the hallway. Pa pa pa pa pa pa.. The 9mm sounding like someone ate some beans now farting. Person 2 (hiding behind a wall) then begins to think how he will take this guy out...
1.) I can aim for the opening, and when he steps out I will blow him away.. na too risky with 1 bullet.
2.) I can throw the bullet at him, and since the bullet is so heavy it would knock him out. na Im not a pitcher.
3.) I can shoot towards him, and the sound which is so loud would permanently make him deaf. na thats not nice.
4.) I got it! Hes hiding behind 3 inches of concrete(nothing for the 500), I will xray aim, shoot through the concrete and see what happens.

... so He xray aims and shoots, and hears 2 things hit the ground. So Person 2 walks over and sees what has been done. The bullet went through the concrete and cut him horizontally in half. His upper and lower body lay there.

So ladies and gentlemen, thats why you should make the effort to have the 500 as your conceal carry.

MODEL 500 S&W MAGNUM REVOLVER by PeterTosh February 10, 2012

500sw 

A pistol caliber created by smith and wesson in 2004 and revealed at the world debut show. It is by today, the most powerful handgun cartridge with a muzzle energy of over 2,600 ft/lb, which is 8 times energy more than a 9mil. More of a hunting revolver then a self defense piece, but if u wana pack a punch, get ur 500 smith and wesson revolver today. Blow someones head, chest and abdomen off. yeeeeeeaw.

where did that 6'4 nigger go?
popped him with my 12 inch 500sw

500sw by James Hemma December 9, 2008