Tom: "So I was with Amanda last night and we were about to fuck, I pull out my dick and the bitch stared at me while gaping at my 5 dollar footlong"
by 5 $$$ footlong May 27, 2008
how long my boyfriends dick is. ;
Kate: So what did you do last night?
Alex: Well lets just say my boyfriend has a 5 dollar footlong. ;
Alex: Well lets just say my boyfriend has a 5 dollar footlong. ;
by yerstinkingmom May 23, 2008
1.Used when other comebacks just won`t work.
2.Used when playing video games to show your dominance.
2.Used when playing video games to show your dominance.
Bill: Pwned Nub choke on my throat yogurt you cum dumpster.
Fred: I might suck but yo momma suck my 5 dollar footlong.
Everyone else: Ohhhhhh...yo momma fight!
Fred: I might suck but yo momma suck my 5 dollar footlong.
Everyone else: Ohhhhhh...yo momma fight!
by Barkley-von-snouser August 07, 2008