5 dollar footlong 

a really big penis, dick, cock...

Tom: "So I was with Amanda last night and we were about to fuck, I pull out my dick and the bitch stared at me while gaping at my 5 dollar footlong"

5 dollar footlong by 5 $$$ footlong May 27, 2008

5 dollar footlong 

how long my boyfriends dick is. ;]

Kate: So what did you do last night?
Alex: Well lets just say my boyfriend has a 5 dollar footlong. ;]

5 dollar footlong by yerstinkingmom May 22, 2008

Suck my 5 dollar footlong 

1.Used when other comebacks just won`t work.

2.Used when playing video games to show your dominance.

Bill: Pwned Nub choke on my throat yogurt you cum dumpster.


Fred: I might suck but yo momma suck my 5 dollar footlong.


Everyone else: Ohhhhhh...yo momma fight!

Suck my 5 dollar footlong by Barkley-von-snouser October 3, 2008

5 dollar foot long 

1. A subway sandwich. Quite good if you put the right stuff on it.

2. A bad advertisement for a male slut.

1.
Sally: I got a great 5 dollar foot long from subway the other day!
Tanner: What was on it?
Sally: Mayo. Cheese. Turkey. Lettuce. Oil. Diabetes

2.
Patricia: I heard about the 5 dollar foot longs. I'm really horny tonight.
Clerk: Well ok ma'am, you'll be with Jaime
Jaime: Sup girrrrl. I heard you want my 5 dollar foot long.
Patricia: HELL YEAH!

5 dollar foot long by JaimeLongDick December 22, 2013

5 Dollar Foot Long 

What I had in my mouth last night.

Susie had Brad's 5 dollar foot long in her mouth. Brad loved it when Susie bit into the cucumber.

5 Dollar Foot Long by shaiwitt March 31, 2009

5 dolla footlong 

1. what you owe when you hook up with someone

"Hey Cami, didn't you hook up with that guy last night? I think you owe me a 5 dolla footlong"

5 dolla footlong by getitgirrrrrl March 19, 2009

5 dollar foot long 

A really big azz dick

Rob J from Vineland has a 5 dollar foot long

5 dollar foot long by Rob J from May 21, 2008