5%

(five-per-cent)
-classless word

1. Hand
a) "5" in Thai is pronounced "ha".
b) % is a typo for &.

I can sure use a 5% job right now.

by Hellaphunt November 1, 2008

5%

Meaning you're not in the mood for anyone/anything.

I feel so 5% right now .

by sarita September 24, 2017

5%

That’s the amount of people who have a dick that is 6 inches or bigger! That’s the exact percentage! It’s that fat cocks! What do we do about it!? Definitely not kill them all... that would be bad and wrong... like trying to impose schizophrenia on someone... stealing all their ideas... 🤔 What could we do? Hmmm.... You know my vote is going to glory whole brothels... that would fix the problem....

Hym “HA! 5%! That’s another one! There I go! Being RIGHT again. Game? Not real! Love! Not real! There is only fat cocks and not-fat cocks... or sign this contract and don’t cheat on me or you don’t get to take half of my money and you burn forever.... or shut up and wear the Hijab bitch or eat rocks... I shouldn’t talk like that. Because I’m also talking about the daughter I don’t have who would be put in direct danger by the thing you’re doing to me and won’t stop because I won’t be the one who pays the price for what you’re doing... and the fact that it would be worse to have a son because no one will care about his life and if he doesn’t buy a permanent whore and/or have a fat cock he will live as a slave and die alone... Hmm... What could we possibly do... Curiouser and curiouser....” 🤔

by Hym Iam November 28, 2022

.5

.5 of weed (half a gram)

Aye i need a .5 hml when u tryna link

by BOSSD UP November 14, 2020

5

Can mean many words in 1337 speak but in street means bloodz.

5 poppin' 6 droppin'

by hoodnigga December 6, 2007

5

5 is a number.

I can count to 5.

by TheBlueHedgehog October 26, 2015

5

5 is an elite, nerdy way of saying "LOL" See 120.

LOL means "Laughing out loud" and is a common acronym used in chatting everywhere.

LOL (or lol), written in 1337 is 101.
101 in binary is equal to 5 in decimal.

So, LOL = 5

OMG, your computer has spyware? 5

by no_one_2000 August 9, 2004