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The perfect height for a full-grown, adult, male. Men who are 5'11" are definitely not short by international height standards, according to medical research, however while slightly tall, they are not giants either. Men who are 5'11" are the perfect height for riding in vehicles, as their heads don't normally touch the ceiling of the vehicle, but they can see over the dashboard, when riding a commercial aircraft, they're not so tall that sitting in the crammed seats is uncomfortable.

According to a London based health magazine, woman find men who stand at 5'11" to be the perfect height, as they are not wimpingly short, but are not gargantuanly tall, which is perfect for the female of the relationship, who is typically shorter, to engage in kissing, dancing and sexual intercourse with her man.

All in all, 5'11" is like the bottom wrung of the "tall ladder" you're not a giant, but you're definitely not short. You're "little tall"
I am 5'11" my doctor says that it's the perfect height for my age and growth rate.
5'11" by Big Ol' Rollin' Nolan! April 18, 2018
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The Law Enforcement And Military Equivalent To Jordan Brand
Man, Chief Hooked Us Up With The 5.11 Gear
5.11 by THEWOLFHUNTER December 21, 2019
A height considered to be very tall for girls, yet short for boys, although it’s actually not. The average male is nearly 5’10, yet 5’11 seems to be short according to woman. Being a 6’0 male will make all the difference in the world to women.
“Ugh I really want to date John but i feel like he’s too short, he's only 5’11!”

“You should date Brandon then, he’s 6’0!!”

“Omg really? Wow he’s so tall I might just have to hit him up!”
5’11 by xoxo your bitch 😎 September 8, 2019
Guy Fawkes Night in the UK, celebrating the Gunpowder Plot of 5th November 1605, when religious fundamentalists were thwarted in their attempted terrorist attack against the Houses of Parliament in the United Kingdom. A proposed new name for these celebrations in line with the modern tradition of referring to significant events using just numbers (although in the UK the day comes before the month).
Will you come to our 5/11 celebrations? You’ll be shocked and awed by our fireworks display…
5/11 by asweeetas March 25, 2010
Everyone's talking about 9/11 when 2 planes hit the twin towers in 2001, but no one's talking about 5/11 in 2023 when I filled my boss's car with 100 paper airplanes. What a tragic day it was, sadface.
"Remember 5/11?"
"Yes I do. I still keep finding them in my car sadface."
5/11 by Yee33errr00op June 16, 2023
if you're this Hight your basically cursed
your 5'11 im so sorry for you
5'11 by koolade52 December 24, 2020
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
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Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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