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Your lips speak soft sweetness
Your touch a cool caress
I am lost in your magic
My heart beats within your chest

I think of you each morning
And dream of you each night
I think of your arms being around me
Words cannot express my delight

Never have I fallen
But I am quickly on my way
You hold a heart in your hands
That has never before been given away

348 a confession

I only love you. My heart belongs to you only 348

348 by 4-ever October 4, 2023

Covid-3482 

The pandemic never ended and it has now taken over the world by turning everyone into virgin zombies who nut into desk fans all day.

Macintosh: Hey dude did you here that Covid-3482 turns people into mindless virgin zombies?

Jimmy: *nuts in a desk fan* No but wanna eat my nut.

Covid-3482 by CocoaVirus June 3, 2020

ce-34878-0e 

The dreaded "Canada Error", is an ongoing struggle for PS4 gamers playing battlefield 4. It causes the game to freeze and crash without warning, leaving players in Canada very frustrated. A new study by Dr. Loveseat has revealed that the error is much more common in moose friendly houses, also stating that high concentrations of maple syrup, poutine, and cars not made by the Ford Motor Company significantly increase the chance of said error.

Oh damn it ce-34878-0e my stupid game crashed again. I have to remember to not eat my poutine with my moose so close to the console.

ce-34878-0e by Magnus von Ottoman December 2, 2013

3481 

A fucking number (what do you want from me)

I fucked your mom 3481 times last week.

3481 by Random Bullshit 69 November 2, 2021

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3489759347593480280843579 by anonymous February 11, 2022

3482959832529582 

Someone had a stroke trying to define LFIBROIUDNPDFLR#NBWDLFNBO$REIFDNxLKFnDNF*B NR#(DPXNUFLI$RPNED89pxfnIU$RENDXDIOFN$REBDNW*() and said 3482959832529582 along with it

Guy 1: 3482959832529582
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3482959832529582 by RedNine January 23, 2023

3.14159 265 358 979 323 84 626 4 3383 27950 2884 1971 69 3993 75105 82097 4944 59230 78164 062 862 0899 86280 34825 34211 7067 98214 808651 32823 066 470938 44 609 5505 82231 72 535 94 08128 

My way of memorising 150 digits of pi

Hey, this technique is easy to use! It goes like 3.14159 265 358 979 323 84 626 4 3383 27950 2884 1971 69 3993 75105 82097 4944 59230 78164 062 862 0899 86280 34825 34211 7067 98214 808651 32823 066 470938 44 609 5505 82231 72 535 94 08128! It's like an easier way to identify patterns.

3.14159 265 358 979 323 84 626 4 3383 27950 2884 1971 69 3993 75105 82097 4944 59230 78164 062 862 0899 86280 34825 34211 7067 98214 808651 32823 066 470938 44 609 5505 82231 72 535 94 08128 by Chezman_good December 23, 2024