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When you’re tired of typing 122333444455555666666777777788888888999999999 and 999999999888888887777777666666555554444333221 and 988777666655555444444333333322222222111111111 so you type 111111111222222223333333444444555556666777889
Teacher: WHY ARE YOU TYPING 111111111222222223333333444444555556666777889 INSTEAD OF DOING YOUR FUCKING WORK?
by RedNine December 17, 2022
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A concoction of rubber, metal, and souls of the damned that the dentist say "make your teeth straight," but all it does it show you what hell on earth is. As the wires constantly poke at the inside of your poor, poor mouth, and you'd wish you could unhinge your jaw like a snake, and eat in one bite, because when you're hungry, you have to push through the pain and agony of trying to chew your food. It also disables you to speak like a civilised normal human being, and disables you from not having people play chess on your checkerboard looking teeth. It's a Costco sample of hell on earth. They fool the poor, young souls who fall into the trap of Hitler's checkerboard into being happy by letting them choose a color. They lie to you and say you look cute, handsome, and more mature with the braces to make you wanna keep using them, and deceiving your poor soul. If you've never had braces, you're playing life on easy mode.
OW! THE WIRE'S POKING ME! I WISH I NEVER GOT BRACES!
OW! I CAN'T EVEN CHEW, WHEN WILL THIS HELL END!?!?
OW! I CAN'T EVEN CHEW, WHEN WILL THIS HELL END!?!?
by RedNine August 10, 2022
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by RedNine September 1, 2022
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Person 1: Apparently its when a slightly obese man masturbates with a donut.
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by RedNine September 5, 2022
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Angry Man: "Why I'll give you a piece of me! Prepare... for THE WICKERBOTTOM!"
Man Two: "the huh?"
(Those were his last moments of purity. He was forever traumatized after feeling the wrath of the wickerbottom.)
Man Two: "the huh?"
(Those were his last moments of purity. He was forever traumatized after feeling the wrath of the wickerbottom.)
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