When you are bored to the point of getting an F at this point if your teacher sees you on this. Don’t risk it. do your work. It may seem painful, but when you’re home, go make the most of your life and stop being bored.
by RedNine January 23, 2023
Get the 1230984567mug. 
Someone had a stroke trying to define LFIBROIUDNPDFLR#NBWDLFNBO$REIFDNxLKFnDNF*B NR#(DPXNUFLI$RPNED89pxfnIU$RENDXDIOFN$REBDNW*() and said 3482959832529582 along with it
by RedNine January 23, 2023
Get the 3482959832529582mug. A concoction of rubber, metal, and souls of the damned that the dentist say "make your teeth straight," but all it does it show you what hell on earth is. As the wires constantly poke at the inside of your poor, poor mouth, and you'd wish you could unhinge your jaw like a snake, and eat in one bite, because when you're hungry, you have to push through the pain and agony of trying to chew your food. It also disables you to speak like a civilised normal human being, and disables you from not having people play chess on your checkerboard looking teeth. It's a Costco sample of hell on earth. They fool the poor, young souls who fall into the trap of Hitler's checkerboard into being happy by letting them choose a color. They lie to you and say you look cute, handsome, and more mature with the braces to make you wanna keep using them, and deceiving your poor soul. If you've never had braces, you're playing life on easy mode.
OW! THE WIRE'S POKING ME! I WISH I NEVER GOT BRACES!
OW! I CAN'T EVEN CHEW, WHEN WILL THIS HELL END!?!?
OW! I CAN'T EVEN CHEW, WHEN WILL THIS HELL END!?!?
by RedNine August 10, 2022
Get the bracesmug. You have found beyond impossible levels of boredom that are unfathomable by the average human, that nobody else can solve, and if yout ry to explain it, any mortal who hears it will explode. You have made a mirrored snake pattern with your keyboard.
by RedNine September 1, 2022
Get the qpwoeirutyghfjdksla;z.x,cmvnbmug. The act of tickling one's buttocks with an unlit candle wick. Invented in 2003 by a man who was angry at the world.
Angry Man: "Why I'll give you a piece of me! Prepare... for THE WICKERBOTTOM!"
Man Two: "the huh?"
(Those were his last moments of purity. He was forever traumatized after feeling the wrath of the wickerbottom.)
Man Two: "the huh?"
(Those were his last moments of purity. He was forever traumatized after feeling the wrath of the wickerbottom.)
by RedNine November 19, 2024
Get the wickerbottommug. Person 1: I typed jigglypuff into Urban Dictionary
Person 2: Ok, and?
Person 1: Apparently its when a slightly obese man masturbates with a donut.
Person 2: Isn't that a Pokemon?
Person 2: Ok, and?
Person 1: Apparently its when a slightly obese man masturbates with a donut.
Person 2: Isn't that a Pokemon?
by RedNine September 5, 2022
Get the Urban Dictionarymug.